sigh

went a cooler fete the other day..   now, skinny me totin d cooler ( but then again, that does always happen.._

now ress down the cooler.. the ance was lil sparse.. say one time.. lemme mix a lil drink ( we had buy the big 1.75 litre jug of brian lara..lol)


drop 3 block a ice in the cup.. nice.. pour muh rum.. mellow....

look to open the club soda.. and SPLASHAAWWW  !!! FLOOOOOSHHH!! FIZZZLLLEE!!

all OVER muh juhsey...
sigh.. the dance was empty enough for me to have gotten made out. but i eh see no one laffin, so i say, no scene

then this cat from triniscene comes...." eh..  allyuh pose nah"

sigh

muh triniscene debut and i lookin like ONE yutz, with club soda ALL over muhself..   (notice kv hand blockin part of muh jersey.. what the rest sayin? LOL

lol.. it's been a while.

contrary to the alarmist title of the post, is a minor scene :-)

comin back from school lunch time, i jumped in a maxi.. only free seat is the one by the door ( is a 12 seater) next to a
boboshanti in full kit (long sleeved shirt, long pants, shades, selassie I pinned on his chest, brown market bag with assorted bags of salt, fresh, and perhaps cashew..lol)

lil scent of caked on sweat.. but is no scene.. i by the window , right?

maxi passes through curepe.. stops after the light.. a old pensioner jumps in the front seat ( which is in front of me)

REAL kickin!!! maxi stationary, and sweat/rum/urine just infiltrating my nostrils... and since it stationary, i eh get no help from the window to deal with the rastaman either.
in muh mind, i beggin the driver to pull off.. and pull off NOW
i literally dyin. can it get worse?
YES!!

pull up by mount hope there, and this youthman wiht a squeegee and a bucket hop in .. or tries to. couple empty seats behind. but he wants mine ( the rastaman next to me was takin up two seats.and quite frankly, i was cool with that.. )
driver was like, ' eh go round and make tha youth comfortable eh '.
in muh head i was like ? killer.. tell marcus garvey , next to me, to go round..

so we there at the red lite.. the youthman is REAL FUNKIN... and he wearin a wifebeater nah, drippin sweat.. and rastaman eh go round much
so youthman arm rubbin all up over me.. then it had the pensioner in front..
that was the longest red light ever. i jsut couldnt take it

as it cross over the highway ( is by sbcs intersection there)
i said , fuck this, jump out, and walked home..

i really need to sort out my license

yeh dred.. as the title says.. lol
walked in my house friday afternoon, to get ready to go 51, nah

musse bout 6:30 so, muh shirt already iron, is just to shower, and fly down the road.. so i gone to put on some theme music nah.. to hype up the mood

step into muh room to jump on the laptop...... no laptop!!!

look by muh bed for the other one.. it not there...!

start to panic.. nah. nah . yuh eh get jacked, homey..lol spin round.. windows closed.. back door closed.. side door.. wait.. the backdoor SLIGHLY ajar..walk up to it.. the latch broken, and the key is in the 'closed' position, but the bolt is all the way back inside..
sigh..
callin 999.. no answer..

ok.. call aunty brenda.. cuz i mean.. wah i go tell stef, dred..the woman already paranoid.. lol.

aight.. seen.. call aunty brenda.. then call 999.. no answer..
walk up and down the house.. then i see the compaq ( the newer one) in the corner. PHEW.lol
i remember i was usin it in the back room, and i left it on the ironin board..

sigh.. well.. at least THA one safe.. do a quick inventory.. turns out they rolled with my old laptop, my digital camera, two crappy speakers.. a digicel phone i bought the fuckin DAY BEfORE... a 128 meg usb stick.. muh gym bag.. 3 colognes. a pair of socks ,a dvd full of music, some jewellry and a bottle of TEND SKIN..muh tend skin, yuh know.. lol ( so yuh know is a black african star roll with it LOL)
dred, i had a gift , wrapped for someone, that i never delivered..
the fuckers SHRED the wrappin, and the box.. literally TORE the box into little peices
only to find an empty picture frame ( lol. i was on a budget) fuckin animals yes
they opened a johnny walker container, only to see the bottle inside was empty..
the dumb fucks only left with half the cord for the laptops power supply.. ( wait. i hope they doh come back for it..lol) in any event the battery on tha was real poor.. like a hour an half juice.. i hope it fuckin explodes on who buys it
called digicel, to deactivate the phone, nah... the girl deactivate the sim..so i say cool scene.. then , hangin up.. i;m thinkin. wiat. i wanted to deactivate the fone..call back, and the soldier was like. sorry.. since they probaby tossed the sim seein that you deactivate it, yuh cah deactivate the phone..
SIGH..lol
but say what...
i mean. thank god for life, yuh know.
next ting they break in, and i sleepin
and thye kill me, or i walk in on them.. i had a kitchen kife in my bedroom. they coulda draw for it and ress it on muh chess
or moms coulda be here..
anyhow. all that eh play off

but considering that they only check my room, and they eh roll with the dvd player or anything else, i am led to believe that something might have startled them.. perhaps even me comin home..

just when yuh havin a good day, somethin just jumps up and bites you in the ass, dred. lol
i'm still alive.. and materials goods are just that. materials goods..
if someone ask yuh to buy a inspiron 8200, though... do me fave..
fuck his ass up..LOL
peace out
jon

so i gone to church tonite...

i coulda swear stef gone already this mornin, but no.. she hadda go too.
i dunno if i mention this. but i doh like to go anywhere with my mother.. as in nowhere..for any amount of time..
the woman does just annoy the hell out of me.

but anyhow..
she went ahead.. i had to get ready.

so after waitin a year an a day for a maxi, i finally get one and reach durin the homily (thas after the readings where the priest does talk )
as i walk in, i see the twins who does be in the carib ads (last week i had real catch jones durin 'sign of peace' ( the part where yuh does walk round shakin hands...) was player-hatin on them, wondering if they put more effort in shakin hands for carib, than for jesus.. but i was on jones.. anyway)

sat down.. was breezin. then this soldier and his bird coem and sit next to me.. now the bird was kinda good lookin ...
but the soldier was REAL thugged out.. cane row and ting. . but why i hatin on the man so? LOL

then durin the 'our father', when we hadda hold hands. i coulda SWEAT i was gettin current from the smally in front ( she was aight. but i had a feelin she was underage.. VERY underage.. and 'aight' wasn't worth riskin a trip in front the magistrate..lol. i does only chance that fuh 'stunners')


mass goin on, and i tryin not to gape...( not that they have any seta winners in the dance. but yuh know..)
then i see this smally who does be on campus.. i dunno , dred.. something bout her, i just real like.. she a lil thick, short.. reddish.( but with a sizeable rack, and a nice smile.. lol)

i always see her, but i doh ever approach...or even think about talkin to her...

anyway. .. so mass done. and i see stef,.. walkin to her, but she talkin to this smally.. and i mean.. shit.. the smally lookin REAL GOOD.. lol
is not muh usual type.. more like willy own. short, slim..a kinda ' form 4 finish'.... no big seta forms
( in my defense, i didnt give her the full critique. i mean. jeez . i in front muh moms, dred.. LOL)

but she REAL cute, dred..

then stef was like, ' aye.. this muh lil friend i was tellin yuh bout'.
now..months ago, stef was tellin me bout this girl she meet in church, who livin a few streets away from us.. she tell me she was 'nice' but i mean. really... is stef.. she coulda be talkin bout hte girl personality or some shit so..

all i coulda muster was ' hi.. '

god forbid, i might have to end up falin with stef from now on..lol
but i doh wanna appear desperate, so i eh really try to pick stef mouth, cuz then she go relay that to the bird

sigh..
well, at least i took a shave, and was lookin like people...( thanks lesley lol)
hopefully i go see her again, and have more to say...

wow.. it's been a while....

lesse.. what have i been up too? mm
jack shit, it would appear..lol
nah. nothing stole my head.. few things passed tho..


thanks to everyone who roll thru fuh d earthstrong.. lol i know it was last minute :-)


what i been up to? well. i grew a beard.. lol.

a beard, u say? dred, u'd be surprised how many people take me for muslim this rounds.. LOL

i a man on the port to go 'bago couple weeks back, and this soldier was like.. ' aqi ( islamic for 'brother', it would appear') yuh wah buy this khaki pants awa? ' LOL

then last week, i was by the doubles man in town ( not cleve), and the money man was like' yeh aqi. two slight?' , then watch the doubles man, and was like' hook aqi up there...'.
as i gone to pay . the man was like ' yeh aqi. inshallah.. ( which is ' allah willing' )

horse, i almost dead yes..

but the one that took it for me was when i was on henry street, by the corner, and i bump into a this real thugged out dude.... so i dress back , nah...cuz i know he could beat me to a frazzle.
my boy watch me, and with a sincere voice , was like ' hard luck dere, aqi'


sigh.. but soon i hadda fly d beard.. muh brethren gettin marrid ( an i's d best man plip!. lol) so i hadda shave up and look like people again..



so i on the net today, and i come across this article, on BBC.
Almost 70% of fertility clinics either have no access to donor sperm, or find it extremely difficult to obtain, a BBC survey has revealed.

Seventy-four of the UK's 85 fertility clinics responded to the poll.

Specialists say infertile patients are becoming desperate - and they need more resources for campaigns to recruit donors.

Many reported waiting times of at least six months for couples needing donor sperm, and some were having to turn patients away.

'Outside our control'

Zoe and Colin Veal, from Bristol, are among those who are now unsure whether they'll be able to have children.

"It was a huge shock when we realised we weren't going to be able to access treatment," said Zoe.

She said the couple had considered buying fresh sperm over the Internet, or adopting.

l\."

buh a-a!!

i's a man hah da THROWIN" WAY here!! lol

bess i go england and buss a rounds, yes.. LOL

or i could put some in a envelope and sen fuh dem. lol

picture u get a package, and when u open it, it smellin like ole break..LOl snap! i kill me

side note: things have hit a snag.. not goin much into it.. but i fucked up... :-)

on a separate, yet related note. my solo drinkin has gone up too..lol
i write this as i consume my new favourite drink; bacardi 'oro', with club soda and a splash of lime..

sigh..

not exactly where i thought i'd be after 25 years here.. but hey.. life's good nonetheless

here are some pics that harry took , in shade..( bago)
anyhow. peace out...
jon

hmm.. dred, had a BEST dream the other night, yes...

and no.. is not  THAT kinda dream, doogie..lol

nah. i dreamt i was liming with some syrians,in a lil business venture.. then all of a sudden, it turn 'Training Day' on me, and the muhfuckers wanted me to snort cocaine!

("this aint no afterschool special, nigga.. SMOKE that shit!!!!")

well, after i listened to Ras Shorty i and  refused the fellah with the white powder ( allyuh remember it used to have  a next  song by ajala called ' will you ride a white horse' ?)

i think i had to rescue this girl.. and dry so, we end up dealin.. lol
( remember in the webeat post, i mentioned that it had a bird who had blow muh mind with her guitar an her voice?  yeh. well is HER)
so we dere , just mellow.. breezin.. and i got tha feelin , yuh know? contentment..

like i was drinkin in naris whole afternoon fuh free, then when i went in curepe, they had nobody by the doubles man and ah eat muh belly full.. yuh know> lol


well, perhaps not like tha, but something so..

nah but it was a good vibe i got from her in the dream.. we was just limin, talkin.. think i couldnt sleep, and i wake her up to play me a song LOL. nah tha didnt happen, eh nick. but it COULD HAVE.. lol


then my ass woke up.... in muh room.. living home.. with no g/f... laugh @ me


on a serious note
had to say goodbye to a couple good people this past month here.. 

we'll never forget them, tho


anyhow.. peace out

nuttin big


earlier today,  went to drop a bomb on campus, so i headed down to S.A.C. ( muh remote bombin location)

gone inside, one soldier there, but i holdin this mission since 8 o clock.. and i NOW put down a hot potato roti... so i say, fuck it, and went brave..lol

horse.. i try about 6 stalls, and ALL those 6, the lock was broken! and in the same fuckin way.. the latch for the bolt to hold on to ( on the doorframe) was removed!
now what kinda high-man gets they jollies by inspirin that sorta panic ? LOL

picture you tryin to 'puh dong a wuk' and yuh hear the tell-tall sounds of a man in the bathroom.. and of ALL d million stalls he pick, is the one with YOU..lol

"EXCUSE!!! SOMEBODY IN HERE!!" , yuh hadda shout, while pushin the door close ( cuz of course, he in a hurry, and wanna kick the door down) and bringin yuh pants up to hide yuh business

lol
according to a site i read yesterday, such intruders are referred to as

Turd Burglers -- One who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way, you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


fortunately , the 7th stall was lucky.. and had a latch..LOL.. so yuh know how the rest went... paper up d pilot seat, and destroy a next city lol

though, for a few minutes i had to interrupt the misson, cuz i was disturbed by what the site calls

Uncle Ted -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.


http://www.crystalpro.com/coolstuff/dump2.htm


happy flyin, bitches!1

had a odd weekend..

went down to rbtt sports with kv and got bummy..lol nah, i end up gettin a call from muh boy marv that he had a extra ticket and if i wanna go? so i say cool scene..

right... me and kv end up headin down to guaracara park..lol. bought a bottle of bacardi oro and some chaser , and we was in business!
first, tho, had a pit stop, where i end up seein this bird i had a kinda thing for, for 5 years .. ( ended in mutual lock off, which i initiated, but she seems quite happy to not even be civil.. who vex loss, yes) anyhow.. we had to roll by her sister to pick up a cooler.. and BAM! she was there.. stole my head..
luckily my heart doh race when i see her.. screw THAT noise yes.. lol

yeh.. so after gettin lost on petrorin compound, lookin for her sister house, we get thru, and head out to guaracara.. park up , and lime. it was mellow, but hardly any hot birds..lol then again, i wasnt lookin.. skip out round 430, and head up to a trade show in macoya.. bounce up kv coworker and her friend ( a decent indian bird..not flashy tho)

after the tradeshow now, we say we go take a lil drink; head grand bazaar..
just so, the one kv does work wit make out a fellah who does stalk her.. as in follow her car, bad drive her etc etc..lol..
now, we cah just let her drive and drop her friend with this nut on the loose ( cuz he made us out..lol) where the friend livin? Claxton Bay! lol

once more, headed down south, and came back up ( after a nex beer ) study comin up the road, heard a ad on 96.7
"more fyah!! Forres Park" ( as in PUNCHEON RUM!!!)
*shakes head in disbelief*


right.. so sunday now.. K called and say she need help with d talent show.. might have a free jersey in it, so i say yeh. me an kv head down fuh 2.. reach down, and i was assigned the job of scorer at the judges table
(thank YOU, Chuck Norris......)

boy..until 5:30.. ah couldnt see muh WAY nah.. how the paperwork operated was that each contestant has 5 sheets.. 3 numbered judges sheets( correspondin to judges 1,2 an 3) a registration sheet , and a MC sheet( for the MC to intro.. the female one was kinda cute dred..lol. lil smallie with a short ras goin on) now..for some reason... i was gettin all 5 of these sheets, having to separate, then deliver mc sheets and registration forms to people who need it.. but wait.. on top of that i needed to distribute sheets to the judges AND tally scores..


the sorting wouldna be tha bad, if it was for the fact that wind was blowin REAL hard, and all this paper shufflin had to go on in my lap ( now, if i had a surface to work with, it woulda take much MUCH less time) and on top of that, MORE paperwork was comin in every 15 minutes..

then one of the judges thought i was his bitch, and i had to be runnin up an down tellin the mc this, and goin an get that, etc.. lol
man tap muh shoulder and bawl how he thirsty..
STEUPS

all this time i thinkin, when i see K, i gonna weBeat her up, yes.. lol

nah but kv an dem work by the table had done by tha time, so they draft him in to do the scorin, while i remained the judge's bitch.. lol

performances.....

dred, had like 80 people in the dance, yes.. stole my head.. the indian dance group was REAL lame, dred.. lol.. the girls was tired, outta time, and one a dem, her black track pants was baggy like mc hammer own, yes!

but the indian dancer who came on after them!.. BOY!! she get on real sweaty!! the entire amphitheater ( or 'ahmfeeteeyertah', according to one mc, with 'BBTT' as a sponsor') was bawlin fuh she yes..standin ovation! my girl roll it to indian, soca, groovy an dancehall!

then the lil girl who did d monologue about examples, and was talkin about how her mother does one thing, and punishes her when she does it... boy, is d end.. when she bawl out, ' mammy , if i ANY different from you... BEAT MIH ' and walk off d stage
BOY!!!! as i tell d greek.. if she had ONLY drop the mike when she do that...boy, i woulda canter over d whole judgement stage!

had a couple other performances that real rock, tho.. but there was this one bird.. josette, i think? she came on with her guitar, and said she hoped she could 'zap' people souls with her song... everybody laff..

but when she had finish.....boy.. hmm. even a judge ' like ah geh zap'

after the show, i end up askin fuh her demo or sumthin, cuz the tune was real powerful.. ( k ask mih to stop pipsin her contestants..lol )

had a couple wanjangs behin mih, tho.. who was only fuckin up people when they stick on stage "Get orf d STAGE!!" and laffin ( but i think they were contestants earlier.. cah remember.. lol. d first 30 , muh head was real hot, then the last 20 i more or less zone out)


lemme see.. wah else.. oh, two fellahs came, and both did 'so sick'.. man i damn fed up of tha song, and ana swear the last one was gay..

then had a midget, who surname surprisinly really WAS 'Small'

i wunder if she got 'shortlisted'?
LOL jus playin :-)

den at the end, had this teifhead man who was packin up chairs.. SWEAR he was gypsy halfbrother. and was drawin from a nip of white oak..

before tha, tho, my boy lift up a stak a chairs, then bawl out' i thought i was strong... like ah hadda stop drinkin rum, yes'

lol. d greek have him on mp3.. lol

all in all, had fun..
but i eh go do it again, nah.
not even fuh a weBeat track suit............

minor story..lol


nah, tryin to draft in the library ( draft = study, in uwi talk) but the friggin CHILDREN next to me just talkin up a storm.. wanna choke somebody, but is more of them than me nah.. so.. i hadda endure it.. this one cunt had his celly poppin off every 2 minutes...steups.. wanted to shove that down his throat yes.. and this next one had a mario bros ring tone he was playin fuh everybody..

now yuh KNOW if is one thing does irritate me, is the fuckin clowns who does go thru they ring tones in public.. wuss yet, in a library, when man panickin cuz they eh understand shit for exam on wednesday.....

saw this dude who face i seem to remember from school... but... my yute lookin odd, dred.. then it hit me.. he relaxed his hair.. now.. he had hair like Kunta Kinte from roots.. nuttin wrong wit dat.. and then the walk REAL effeminate...... lol.. terrible..


anyhow. jus so this next soldier jump in on the table next to me, real breathless... " boy! i now walk in on ( insert name) and (insert name) in d (somewhere) !!!!' ( i didnt hear the names.. lol.. i was bennin hard nah, so i couldnt look too interested..
apparently, two of their classmates, decided to go get a lil sugar while studyin.. so they went somewhere they THOUGHT was safe..... the girl was wearing a jeans nah.. so she had to step out of it, to get in the action... and when the other soldier roll in, she was gettin 'lip service' from the dude....LOL
according to the fellah who walk in, ' she bamcee smooth like lightning'.

lol whatever that means, yes..

i know wah yuh tinkin..lol... normally is ME who in the middle of the teifhead..lol. i know.. i still lookin..



anyhow.. back to d draff

well not yet....


nuttin much teifin muh head today, not in a funny way..

things just mellow fuh d hora, i guess.. cept for exams.. lol

(went to the beach today tho.. was off d CHIZZAIN.. maracas.. i mean.. 8 o clock.. water was clear,calm, coulda see muh foot in the water.. it literally felt like another beach entirely.. was amazin)

nah, been low... school etc..


cept fuh the pothound on campus that had ' DOG' written on the belly..
or d Good Friday Bobolee that was on the lamp post on my street dressed in a overalls... ( which was stolen the day after..lol)



middle of las month, i realised that the blog is a year old..lol..   i hope i eh run out of gas tho..lol..  some things have changed since then.. others came and lost importance.. and even more other still here... 

nah, but it really has been a teifhead, to have you guys reading....  i appreciate it...




as i said.. it's been slow..... i alive though
hopefully, my head will be stolen soon, and i'll organise  the details.. lol

jon

hmm.. well..msn has a limit on how much pictures you could upload per blog entry... ( 1 meg) or sumthin to that effect... acts kinda weird at times too, not lettin you upload.... how lousy is that? lol



anyway.. here's more pics!

beign extremely camera happy, yuh boy take about 800 shots.. between the two days.. lol. 400 on monday, 430 on tuesday..
had a great time

although monday , leavin the food park, i was laffin at this bird who was goin down a slight incline..
then VOOOOSH!!!
fell straight down on my ass...

heard like a million voices laughin behind me .. when i tell yuh.. SHAME!!

( study i found the greek's truck tuesday night when he asked 'who's the rocket scientist?')

but the biggest teifhead was when i was goin to eat on tuesday, and i just hear this bird say in the backgroun, 'thas the fellah who take a picture of me today.. AYE! AYE' .
REAL fuckin pace, yes..lol

sigh.. so me and kremlin was limin friday nite.. was supposed to link with a padna, for his bday.. but tha eh fall through.. so we say.next best ting..

 get bummy dr

aw for a bottle of 'Brian Lara' (aka Fernandes Black Label.. actually, i was aimin for Bacardi oro, muh latest implement of mass intoxication..but tha eh playout) and we drive over to the campus carnival

had some decent lookin birds.. ( i might end up on triniscene.. gyaad..lol. yuh know i doh like celebrity.. now is TWO fetes in one year? steups)

anyhow lashin d B.L. from about 8.. till 10.. followin a truck from by admin, till by the library there... i eh go lie.. i really feelin carnival this rounds..

after years of casting fire pon d heathens.. study i gonna be jumpin with them on mon an tues.. yeh.. so after we went for doubles, and come back, we start to scope the scene... they block off all by the library with wooden fencin.. but we coulda stand up by one of the stairs, and saw the performances.. bunji an ting.

 next padna roll up, with a flask of lara, and a half of scotch..

so all now, head BAD>. kremlin an me had already kill the bottle by we self.. and now we sayin... fuck it.. we eh payin to go in tha fete.. but we gettin in.. (kremlin an dem claimed they MUST know somebody from d guild) gone up by the backstage entrance.. noone.. and is 80 dollars..

man..

 fuck that..

so we leave the entrance.. same time, some birds roll up with some WYP jerseys ( whats your position) and they was cuttin the jerseys too..

yuh know black people cah pass free ting; "eh muh girl..ah could geh a juhsey?" lol.. so all of us get free jerseys.. spin round.. i see them by the entrance. gettin ready to go in.. one time, the fluorescent bulb turn on in muh head fuh a few seconds.. "put on the jerseys!" start rockin the WYP jerseys.. ( medium, so the shirts we wearin underneat, pokin out) behind the actual WYP clip

dred. i coulda SMELL inside eh.. then this jackass wearin a WYP jersey come and block us from rest.., sayin "doh kill it nah.."

what d fuck dred? steups..

why black people does playa hate so, dred? lol cah see a black brudda gettin nowhere? steups. LOL

i stil maintain, it was a good plan anyhow..

so we slightly dejected..but eh give up yet.. head still bad.. gone by the front of the library ( which was by the row of porta-johns ) whas tha? a lil hole, and no babylon? got on top a wall, and looked over. no babylon... aight.. kremlin run in.. safe.. but same time,about 9 niggas run by the hole.. and waitin to dash in a

next man run in.. then all hell broke loose.. police came and run the guy back thru the hole, and fire a kick behin him.lol.. me an everybody else scatter, oui!

lol so muh next padna was further up by the wall. .a NEXT hole.. seen..gone an check him.. all of a sudden, 10 more niggas. one guy run in.. then, against my better nature, i run in too, and take a different direction to the other dude..

I'M INSIDE, NIGGAS!!

lol.. even though this hole was near the front of the party, babylon eh make us out.. and that was that..

but why we so , dred? lol we didnt HAVE to get on mad niggarish and storm the fete so..

 

lol thas the first ( and prob last) time i ever violently storm ( as opposed to the storm i put down at the all inclusive, with the bands)

had a good time. got in free. got bummy and got a free jersey

cah go wrong

hhmm.. me an willy had plan to make a tobago a day , for a while.. take the fast ferry in the mornin, and take it back across in the afternoon..
so 4 o clock saturday mornin, d fone ring.. is willy.. he comin in a 20..

right.. so willy swing fuh mih..as per normal, i eh tell steff nuttin..lol... down on the port.. pitch black around 5 ( boat divin out at 6:30) ...

we had to separate tho..cuz he had the willy mobile ( which, incidentally, was workin properly for once) yeh..
so as usual i in the mad rush of people inside by the checkout..

nothing screams 3rd world more than the Gov't Ferry Service ( the dept in charge of the Cat, lynx and Pano. )

real pushin, people with screamin children. had a man with a bird cage ( and a pikoplat inside ) .. had a nuts man too..lol

anyhow.. so i was behind to real scandalous lookin birds.. one was drippin in gold, and the other had a jacked up hair do..lol


and another thing.. i saw white people ( local whites, i mean) takin d boat.. what d fuck Patrick Manning doin , dred? lol
white people supposed to be takin the plane! lol

so me an willy link later, upstairs in the lynx... now, across from us, this old couple just dere.. suckin face and playin 'touch-my-totie'
... a old foreign white guy an a middle age indian chick..

horse, i was gettin kidna vex, cuz it had lil chirren in fron them ( not related to them) and i mean.. shit.. is a public place..god damn it!

so in front of us, 3 people.. a woman, a fellah an a lil girl. the fellah have a ras , 2 gold AK-47 earrings an a 3 gold teeth in front.. real thugged out.. more on him later..

we dere, talkin shit.. ( the woman and the girl dive out) now. .....and then we start to bepp.....
( we up from since 4, and the we real tired..) ... the white man next door to us just scrolling through his fone.. 'beep! ... beep!' beeep!

dred.. i ready to scream eh..

then the woman take it.. 'beep!......beep!'

man fone ring...all of a sudden, white boy scramble to get it.. the woman lookin at it... "who is roxanne? who is roxanne?..
fone still ringin eh..
my girl answer the phone..
"yes.. .who would you like to speak to?"
"who is this?"
apparently, the caller hangs up

and for the next fuckin 20 minutes ( no lie)
the chick repeating the same question.."who is roxanne"
horse...i wanted to get up and vomit on the two of them,.
everybody in the joint quiet cuz they sick.....the water gettin rough..lol i muhself was fairly upset
and i just dere.. cussin.. oh fuck man..
you's jus d weekend pussy.. DEAL WITH IT!!
(later, willy was tellin me that he was hearin me cussin them under muh breath, to no one in particular)

so i dere.. the thug facing me ( with the AKs) raise his head and point his chin to me.
i like.. que? ante up? ( i swear the man wanted to rob me)
when i look down, is muh vomit bag he want.. lol so i throw it to him..

"raaaaaaaallllllllppppphhhhhhh!!" my boy tossed his cookies yes..lol

there but for the grace of god goes i, yes.. i almost tell him to fling it on the couple, to shut them up..


but study earlier on, having introduced some hot tea to my system, the wheels of progress where turnin in my colon..lol
tell willy, 'gimme a five..lol'

man like doogie know wha i talkin bout.. d 'gloop-gloop' feelin.. aka.. 'd poison'!

headed off to the john.. dred. .i dress up tha seat like a carnival costume , yes..lol
if yuh see paper i ress over it.. and the ship rockin nah, so i dere layin d paper, but missin the rim..lol
eventually it done to satisfaction....sat down.. now.. right thru this, i hearin somethin like a broken pipe nah.. "splutter spluter... voooooosh!' dred.. constantly and consistanylu.. when i do so, i see a pair of nikes in the stall next to me..lol
is a man puttin down a wuk..lol


yuh ever had a fear that after yuh drop, and look to flush, it go overflow?

well, for a split second, i thought that all the paper i used on the seat clogg the pipe and d water was gonna spill over lol

but just for a second..

yeh.. so we pull into the harbour round 10ish..
start to lash beers

head down to the beach.. dred. i eh go lie.. we pick a great day.. sun was hot, and the water was ICE COLD..lol

nah it was real refreshing... had no set a birds tho...but thas aight..
ate some food in the airport ( cuz ms jean an dem was all kida 35 for a plate) study the airport cafe have a real novel approach; the charge you on the weight of the plate.! stole my head
so it come up to 23 , and a juice.. 27.. that was real justice , in my opinion. cuz i get rice, oxtail( doh knock it unless yuh tried it..lol) macaroni salad, vegetables and somethin else.. ah. lentils

yeh. so we head back after a walk... bathe some more, then decide to take the scenic route .more beers..
pull in by the harbour 3:45.. study the tickets say 4:00 is departure time.. relax.. we have tickets... right?.. right??

dred!!! the fuckin gate closed, and the guard bennin.. 'thas the last vehicle dere'.. see a big army truck load onto the lynx..

'so officer.. wah we lookin at?' <--willy
'wah yuh wah me tell yuh? we lookin at a full boat...'
'oh gosh officer.. hook mih up nah'
'youth.. i cah do nuttin. the boat full...ent they tell allyuh check in 3 hours before?.. tha car goin up tomorrow 8.30'


lol. .so said so done, yes... went to go change the tickets, and find a room for the night..lol
now since we had time on our hands now... grab more beers, and headed for fort king george

but then i realised two things.. my celly was dyin.. and also, the batteries in the camera...
shit.. and i had no charger, cuz i ehplan to stay .. fuck fuck fuck..lol

then we remembered is tobago . and we had to skip for gas quick..( have like 4 gas stations in the country)


first off, we check a couple places in store bay.. everybody full, dred.. wtf?? no room at the inn, yes.. i felt like jesus

then we checked d non-bullin hotel we stay in the last time..lol
so i walk in..(willy didnt want to deal with the woman)
was like
hi u have any rooms for the night?

woman watch me, smirkin , and said 'no...'

LOL.. what the fuck , dred? yuh wasnt full fuh great race ( and she is among the closest to pigieon point) and yuh claim to be full now, on a arbitrary saturday? dred.. she real bad mind , dred..lol

gone down by jimmy's.. yes, we have a room available.. that would be 350 plus tax per night..

"errr.. fuck you very much. but thanks for thinking of me..."

350? lol i gettin a hot bird to spoon with , or something?

ANYWAY..lol went down by James.. yeh.. 250..

study no one was phased by the 'i missed the boat, i in a bind..'

strictly business, yes..

tell him we go swing back.. then went by a nex guy,, Mike. mike was full, but he hook us up with his padna.. Woods.. fuh 200..
"nah man.. yuh go like woods.. it real nice.."

horse.. woods made the non bullin hotel look like a palace , yes..lol. nah.. not quite..
but no pool dred.. that was real uncool.. ( but then again.200.. )

he was like.. i have one single bed , and a double bed.. wah allyuh want..
which one cheaper?
the single

"well we takin the single.."

lol d man watch us like we's bullers yes..lol

j/k

so tha was it.. talk some shit.. went for some grub.. went to a bar.. (which was called barcode...lol) and breeze , waiting for a fren. but she didnt make it..



but wait.. i fuhget the soemwhat teifhead part..study no one in tobago rocks nokia.. went all over the airport, in various stores last nite.. beggin for a charge ( remember, muh fone dead)

everybody blingin out motorola and sony ericcson..
stole my head that no one had a nokia charger.. thas like one of the few constants in life.. yuh born .. yuh get a nokia charger, and eventually you die...

had to go church's chicken for $2 in shillings.. had one worker, and the cashier(who was with a customer). so i ask the woman, ' can i get $2 in shilings?"
she was like.. ask the cashier...

after a second i start to dead..
cuz wah if i ask the cashier, and he says.. wait.. lemme ask the manager.. ( and that turns out to be the woman)
and she calmly says ' no.....'
lol


anyhow.. oddly enough, it was no scene to get stuck.. em and willy did what we always do.. talk shit whole night

oh, and i forgot, we had no watch ( willy lost his in the tsunami..lol and my fone was dead) so we used the clock on the camera..

study we SO didnt want to miss the boat, every hour we woke up.. i fuck you up not... got up once .. swear is time to ride..
1 o clock.. got up again.. check the time..2 o clock... then willy get up..rox ..chec the time there..
oh fuck, willy..is just 2:20( cuz i was real bennin to go again)
brings it for me ( he dunno the menu controls on the cam)
3..
all in all, i woke up 5 times..all, exactly on the hour ( or within a few mins)

study when we get in the car, willy pointed at the stopwatch he had around the rearview mirror
and says nonchalantly.. "aye.. you know..this had an alarm...."


and tha was that..came home.. i thought stef was gonna be waitin on the port with a belt for me ( rmemeber, i didnt tell her i was goin anywhere, far less stayin out for the night..lol)

but K hook me up..lol

got stef a pack of nutcake to cool her down..
"eh. hold dat..das yours"

boy!!!!!

well, thanks to muh friend trace, it was brought to my attention that i got busted at the unite fete on saturday!! lol
yup.. yuh boy make papers, yes..


teifhead; i wasnt even supposed to be there.. was supposed to go with trace, but tha cancel, then me and willy was by me knockin some beers.. and was like.. wait. lewwe make the turn.. so we jump out in d willy mobile..
or at least, we attempted to..

willy bounce d starter..."vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click"
"vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click....."
what d fuck?? lol..

willy was like.. , ' eh .. rox... hear wah.. i puttin it in neutral.. gimme a push dey'..

fuck me up.. lol. study i pushin car outside my house nah.. anyhow. car starts.. and willy says in a calm voice . " well, that gonna happen a lot tonite.." wtf? nigga? and we goin a fete in this?



so we gone fuh gas in the curepe quick shop..but willy couldnt afford to shut off the engine nah.. so we had to get filled with the car on.. LOL. shame!
get the tickets, and some doubles.. all d time, car start back good good eh..
so we gone by willy barber, cuz willy need a mark..

gone inside, and i readin a magazine on local barbers..( stole my head..lol)
come back outside, sit down. strap up..

"vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click"
"vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click click."
oh FUCK>.
and to top it off, have like a crowd of people outside, and some decent lookin birds was in tha...
fuck fuck FUCK!!!

"boy, rox, doh alarm the scene..hear wah.. push the car real gentle"

now, at this point, i start to laugh.. fuss i feelin shame.. but i rockin the car, ....
"vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click"

"vrrrrr.. vrrr.. VRoom!!!!!"
boy, with tha, i jump in the car, and buss out my scandal laugh, as willy fling it in first and we PEEEEELL OUT!


anyhow, pick up kremlin, gone by neila to breeze out till the fete... now.. with tickets available at cache, and bazos.. and ads on 94.. i coulda SWEAR the dance would be rank ghetto..

was surprised to see a fair amount of decent calibre birds..lol..

fete was pretty decent, i must admit.. got somewhat tight.. :-)
but thas it for me until triniposse cooler fete ( if they havin one , that is)

well... i stormed the UWI all inclusive.. LOLz


(just had to put that in)

actually, it was kinda simple; they gave you bands to wear , when u leavin.. so we just had a couple friends lend us some ( me and kremlin)

i eh go lie tho.. muh pulse was racing when we was goin up to the gate ( wah if they make us out, and the police start to RAIN baton on me? LOL)

but it was smooth..got in, ate muh belly full, and drank some premium drinks :-)

didn't get too bummy tho ( is sunday..lol. and besides, was bummy the night before, at d fete in d 'vercinity'.. )

oh, and i saw this WPC who does look REAL good , dred ( Woman Police Officer ) critics know who i talkin bout..lol the same one from ian van dahl..LOL. unfortunalety i din bring muh camera... else i woulda ask to take a pic with her..lol..
picture she bendin over , with two hands on d baton, winin back on me!!! LOL



study kellize was there nah... look finer than a muh'fucker..

sigh.. if is fuh u, is fuh u yes

study i a man end up divin from the fete night before and buss a walk from gustine to champs fluers at 2 in d mornin LOL yeh. dumb move.. nah i wasnt in the mood to wait for a maxi that wasnt comin ( good thing i started to walk, cuz i didnt see none pass me, and i wasnt goin to stand up on d bus route tha hour..)

did i mention that the $500 UWI fete cost me free.99?

ever since i was i took my first vaca, i said i was goin an make a mt.st.benedict.. well. 6 years later, and like 8 years since we last went in form 5.. i reach back..

lol. I rem tha last day.. me and tang STALL half way up the mountain and tell everybody go ahead..... tang was tired, and.. well. I had rather chess back an take a smoke..lol.. sigh... retreats,yes.. dem was d days...

anyway.. today was a mellow.. spen a few hours breezin, takin some pictures , etc. anyhow.. teifhead, i tryin to pray and this good lookin smallie pass..LOL. Had to close muh eye quick, cuz yuh KNOW dem impure thoughts does rush in! Other than that, i was focussed :-) ( ah hope ) cept when this woman cellie pop off..killa.. we in a ABBEY.. monks... vows of silence.. does this mean ANYTHING>? Lol.. jeeezaaan... the whole place dead quiet, and yuh chupid nokia ring on loud.. TWICE.. steups.. i hope tha was jesus callin....

gone to the cafeteria.. and this indian dude just pulls up to me.. wayyy!! nice view.. anyhow.. i from cedros.. u know if any priests coming out today?
alas, no.. says i..
oh.. well.. thanks.. says he..

later on , i see him smoking a cigarette outside.. i hope he didnt come for anti-suicide advice.. that woulda sucked..lol


so i outside.. and walkin around, takin pics.. then it start to rain..lol. Almost tresspassed onto a cemetary, to get a pic of a crucifix,. But thas no scene.lol..wah dey go do? Pray on mih?
Lol

yeh, jump out, and take the mt.st.benedict maxi ( yeh.. it have two.).. study me, being Travis Traveller, wanted to walk up there,nah... perhaps two years ago i coulda pull tha off.. but i eh tink i ready for dat no more nah.. up dere tough.. had this man in a yellow tims, a 3 quarters, and a vest, with the vest up, and was sunnin his potbelly..and this was 10 in the mornin..and he wasnt alone. Had various groups of ne'er-do-wells about.. LOL. Next ting i get jacked, yes..

so i out on the main road, see a b13 goin down the road, and he honk his horn,. Wait.. a taxi; dat rare on d main road.. i prefer taxis, cuz once u get shotgun, yuh doh have to move fuh nobody, and they doh stop as often.. hop in... 'good day' says I.. 'good day?' says the driver...' these days when a man ask yuh how yuh goin, yuh used to tell them one day at a time.. but now, is one hour at a time! Kya kya kya” polite chuckle from me.. driver goes into the intellectual voice -' man cannot foretell the future? Yet..(pause for effect) two thousand years ago, a man wrote that man will become lovers of themselvs and ......” drones on...

OH FUUUCCCCKKKKK!!! ( yeh i know wah yuh tinkin.. jon.. ent yuh NOW come from d mount? Shutup.. i not perfect.. LOL) i shoulda take a damn maxi...

two thousand years ago? Yuh hadda take me for a damn ass if u tink i eh kno u talkin about the bible dred..

i hate to get into religious debates.. and i'll tell you why.. religious beliefs are very personal.. and people mostly take it as an affront if you doh agree with them...

that said, i began to look around to see where this dude comin from.. quick scan..
aight.. no st.christopher medal, or rosary, so he eh catholic.. but then again.. tha self evident.. catholics doh engage yuh in no talk about god.. dey too judgement lazy fuh dat..and half d time, we eh know the first thing about why we go to church.. sad but true...

look at the dashboard.. no awake, or watchtower.. so he eh a jehovah witness..
and no pic of shiva, nor any koranic verses.. so he's not a non-christian tryin to trap me in some reverse-psychology..

ah ha!! whas tha stickin out the bottom of the coin box? Lookin like a lil green book... hmm.. tha could be the old testament gideon's bible. ( the new testament is the blue , and the complete is d red, i think..LOL) i gotcha!!! he's pentecostal! ( makes sense ... sounds like a pastor's speech he comin with there..)

so he ask, “why cant we solve crime?”.. one time i buss his bubble of superiority( by makin out exactly that he comin with a god talk) ... and hit him some heights, mixed with scripture..LOL.. said basically we are selfish creatures, e.g. We expect forgiveness, where we ourselves would not forgive others, as evidenced by the parable of the king and the steward who owed him ( the king forgave him a big debt, yet he did not forgive someone who owed him a small amount)

so he still talkin the pastor speech.. askin me Why do we do this, and Who wrote the Bible, and why This,, and why That... one in particular question was bound to come up.. Why if i ask you a question, and i ask ten people the same thing, everybody have different answer? <--- with tha one i steups REAL hardin muh head..lemme guess.. everybody way wrong(esp dem catholics..hypocrites!!! ) , but your pastor own right?

Surprised him when i told him that it's a long story ( implying that i had my own theory, and did not need to hear his 'insight' )

see, i's a man , does get VEX when people go in this round about way, askin rhetorical questions.. get to the damned point.. tell me what you want to say upfront.. but.. since i had a lil jesus in me from earlier in the day, it was no scene..

lol nah i just playin.. as stated in earlier posts, i a real tolerant fellah.. and i like to learn new stuff,esp about religion ( oddly enouh..lol)..

in fact, i was kinda glad i bounce him up.. he wasnt NEARLY as obnoxious wit it as some people.. ( i was in tobago and this i had to convince this dude why i coudlnt come his church ( i was workin 10-8 shift ) and i had to put him in his place when he bawl catholics doh read the entire bible.. was like where u hear tha, homey? Said his pastor, and he himself was catholic.. well, says i, there's a reading for every single day of the week, and of the year.. and 3 gospels are rotated every year, with Luke for festival seasons, and revelation for the end of the year... Oh.. he says.. i didnt know....STEUPS LOL) )

anyhow.. life short , and so was the drop..lol took it by the lights,give the driver a bounce.. and came home..

was hotter than HADES out there, yes.. peace out

why me?

so i in fuckin gridlock traffic, in the back of a 12 seater maxi goin down caro... now, back on the maxi stand, this somewhat hot chick came in the maxi, but sit down in front.. i , like a big nerd, in the back seat, by the window, with two book in muh han ( 'how linux works', and 'linux and unix shell programming'... )

"is that.. linux, jon..? "

"yeh.. chicks 'dig' linux..."


and lookin like i does talk wit a lisp or sumthin..lol
"d00d, linuckths ithz like, wayz betha than windowsth!!!!"

anyway.. i know i know tha bird face from somewhere.. but thas not the point..

this dude come and sit down next to me.. ( i in the back seat) and five minutes, this 'chick' rolls in, and sits between us ( i in the back seat).. now, when she was by the door, i make she out, had a vacant expression, and her mouth was open.. lol... WRITE OFF!! .

right.. so we goin down the road.. chupid me wait till 4 o clcok to come down in town, clean fuhgetin is a school day, and the fuckin traffic tha does gwaan on the western main road..


around by movietown there, my girl start to text on the phone.. all of a sudden, i hear my boy sayin . ' ..... family, yuh lookin well.. whatever yuh doin, keep it up..;

i am like.. oh christ, no.. no. please doh start to pips this girl in traffic...... see.. this could go one of many ways.. but let's stick with the two most salient ones ..

1) she put up the 'cold front'.. yet, he go have more Persistance than Norris Man.. and go be comin with cheesier and cheesier talks..(thereby makin the whole dance uncomfortable and annoyin the fuck out of me)

or..
2) she go be receptive, and they go strike up a pointless convo in the middle of this journey to nofuckinwhere, where they recite their life stories , making me wish for a gun to shoot myself in the head......
guess wha door they choose.?


meet Devon , and Alicia..

Alicia, originally from Malabar, now lives in Glencoe, and works at Huggins Shippin..
Malabar, yuh say? well, Devon, he's from Arima!! small world, huh.. yup.. Devon is on his way to work at Direc One.. wait... ALicia used to work there!.. till she said fuck it, and rode out to somewhere else, where she worked for 4 years.. in this 4 years, Alicia, had to have ( in her words ) many boyfriends, and one she even lived with at a point.. but right now, she enjoyin being single, and partyin up a storm

"wow," says Devon, " yuh sound like a lot of fun"

" well," replies Alicia, " i eh ready fuh marriage.. thas for when i reach 30ish so"

( my take on it , is that she real crash.. but doh take me on.. i have the depth of a teaspoon..lol)

anyhow, somewhere around here, i zone out, fuckin out of my MIND..this is one time, i glad the maxi driver drivin like a maxi driver..lol.. all up on the shoulders, cuttin man easy easy...

i come back in the convo where apparently they have some mutual friends up in arima..or direc one.. or somewhere..lol. my girl then proceeds to tell him that she stoppin off by RBL Glencoe, and the food court.. 'yuh eh kno dere???. they does call all there HILO Plaza...'
i coulda butt her in her forrid..steups.. Highland Plaza, u dumbass.....

fuck it..

wah tief my head th emost was that they exchange numbers when she hop out... smilin from ears to ears..
but study she have a tattoo all down her neck


same time, the same chick who face i now, she hop out too.. sigh...


but back on topic.. why the fuck do people do tha; track other people in a maxi.. subjecting everyone else to the usual bullshit.. steups..
i doh wanna hear bout your life!!

and notice everyone wanna be coy, or sound like a dan..

i rem once i was comin down in a red band, on the bus route, when this chick in the maxi ask me if i went 5 rivers junior sec..

and i like.. ahm... No eh..lol.. ( nuttin against junior secs. but 5 rivers REALL rough, dred..lol)

well, apparently, my girl ( i fuhget her name. .this was years ago) works in a blood lab.. where they test for AIDS amonsgts other things... was tellin me that a dude rolled in
" good lookin dougla fellah, just like you"
and apparently my youth was HIV positive ....

how's that for a icebreaker..
luckily, we were close to town... as soon as i jump out, i put my feet in second gear and got da fuck out of Dodge city..

nope.. this isnt a teifhead.. ( well, unless if you consider the fact that i drank almost a whole bottle of rum by myself and was have TOO much fun)

in the words of 'riym.. " 'THAT' REAL drunk.."

nah, but all the best for the new year.. the 2006.. didn't make no resolutions.. cept perhaps to drink less...

so in keepin with the title of this post, here are pics from last nite by doogie.

sigh... some of yall know muh boy Marlo..aka..'kwok'..aka 'the grog',..

now marlo heart in the right place, but dred.. the man does like to lime HARD, dred..lol.. as it is, when i limin with marlo, i have to make sure i have NUTTIN planned for the next 48 hrs.. cuz anythin could happen today, and tomorrow, i go be real mash up and have to sleep..

there was a time i was walkin to get a maxi, on park street... when all of a sudden, marlon car pulls up. "GET IN D FOCKIN CAR NOW, BULLERMAN!!!!!"
three hours, and 24 beers later,we drivin home through curepe ( we went la luna) , marlon spin an watch watch me."JOX, YUH A FUCKIN BULLER!!!!" then BLATANG!!! the car goes OVER the island infront the silver bridge, and we in the next lane of traffic.. luckily, nuttin was oncomin..

so yuh understand when i say, marlon limes HARD anyhow, after duckin the man a while ( dred, nah eh.. i had exams, and i couldnt afford the down time..lol) i say nah.. we boucin today.. well so said, so done.. we end up decidin to make a maracas.. he swing for me, and we went by soo ping chow in san juan to buy a bottle of barcardi ( the same rum that hadd willy 'bouncin' fuh muh bday..LOL) gone inside soo ping chow..

now.. there are bars.. and there are rum shops... soo ping chows DEFINETELY is a rum shop..lol. let's see.. 1) no women 2) no chairs.. just stools 3) everybody who seated is twice my age 4) not one soul drinkin beer 5) nobody chasin with 'sweet drink'. the list goes on..lol anyhow. so get tha, and head up the road.. first tho, we hadda finish the rum punch that marlo had in the car..

reach down by maracas.. bathe.. eat soem JUSTICE bake an shark by marlo bake an shark woman..lol. in the middle of this, i ran back to get a styrofoam cup from marlo bake an shakr woman ( henceforth called 'Goody'.. a white chick in her 40s, from Norway dred..lol ).. she as like. aye.. you marlon friend ? can you call him for me, i need to ask him a favour.. i was like. well he in the water.. wah u need? she was like.. i need a bag of flour moved from the car to the shop..lol. yuh know me.. cah say no.. dog..

study yuh boy get hustled to chest trap a 100 pound bag of flour, nah..lol nah but i get a free beer.. and goody does handle us nice. so is no scene.. but still.. all muh titties was covered in flour, like i went junior sec..

anyhow. bounce kremlin and dem , and say i go hit them up later.. study right, yuh know the lil youth man who does come sellin all kinda stuff? three times the man pass.. 'buy muh pomerac nah.. ' then ' buy muh peppers nah'.. then ' buy muh pootygyal, nah' i finally broke down and took a 5 bag..lol. my boy look to hustle me some more 'take 2 fuh 10 nah.'.. my yute.. quit while yuh ahead!.. but study since i know myself, he sellin stuff; i talkin 10 years plus i seein him, same size,same game.... dred..lol. kremlin make a valid point; what if he's a buck , dred?

so we move on. decide to finish the bottle up by goody store there.. rock back and buy a $20 worth of shark.. dog..that REAL lash tho.. goody handle we up correct, the pic i take is when the box half empty, and we lash the larger pieces and tha was tha.. went by marlo, marlo buss a next pot ( rum does real make me hungry,dred.. and is whole day we battin at the crease) and with that, we was out ..

bep til 12:30, marlo drive me home.. study on the way home, he hadda pass for a brethren, 'incredible'.. so we drivin through woodbrook, and marlon bawl out ' yuh call this the gaza strip.. only action.. lewwe see if we get some hoes to chat wit..' fortunately, all the hoes were gone .. breathin a sigh of relief, the rest of the nite was uneventful..

anyhow.. we go link by doogie tonite!