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17 september revelation ah reveal it.......so i gone to church tonite... i coulda swear stef gone already this mornin, but no.. she hadda go too. i dunno if i mention this. but i doh like to go anywhere with my mother.. as in nowhere..for any amount of time.. the woman does just annoy the hell out of me. but anyhow.. she went ahead.. i had to get ready. so after waitin a year an a day for a maxi, i finally get one and reach durin the homily (thas after the readings where the priest does talk ) as i walk in, i see the twins who does be in the carib ads (last week i had real catch jones durin 'sign of peace' ( the part where yuh does walk round shakin hands...) was player-hatin on them, wondering if they put more effort in shakin hands for carib, than for jesus.. but i was on jones.. anyway) sat down.. was breezin. then this soldier and his bird coem and sit next to me.. now the bird was kinda good lookin ... but the soldier was REAL thugged out.. cane row and ting. . but why i hatin on the man so? LOL then durin the 'our father', when we hadda hold hands. i coulda SWEAT i was gettin current from the smally in front ( she was aight. but i had a feelin she was underage.. VERY underage.. and 'aight' wasn't worth riskin a trip in front the magistrate..lol. i does only chance that fuh 'stunners') mass goin on, and i tryin not to gape...( not that they have any seta winners in the dance. but yuh know..) then i see this smally who does be on campus.. i dunno , dred.. something bout her, i just real like.. she a lil thick, short.. reddish.( but with a sizeable rack, and a nice smile.. lol) i always see her, but i doh ever approach...or even think about talkin to her... anyway. .. so mass done. and i see stef,.. walkin to her, but she talkin to this smally.. and i mean.. shit.. the smally lookin REAL GOOD.. lol is not muh usual type.. more like willy own. short, slim..a kinda ' form 4 finish'.... no big seta forms ( in my defense, i didnt give her the full critique. i mean. jeez . i in front muh moms, dred.. LOL) but she REAL cute, dred.. then stef was like, ' aye.. this muh lil friend i was tellin yuh bout'. now..months ago, stef was tellin me bout this girl she meet in church, who livin a few streets away from us.. she tell me she was 'nice' but i mean. really... is stef.. she coulda be talkin bout hte girl personality or some shit so.. all i coulda muster was ' hi.. ' god forbid, i might have to end up falin with stef from now on..lol but i doh wanna appear desperate, so i eh really try to pick stef mouth, cuz then she go relay that to the bird sigh.. well, at least i took a shave, and was lookin like people...( thanks lesley lol) hopefully i go see her again, and have more to say... 07 juli i had a dream....hmm.. dred, had a BEST dream the other night, yes... and no.. is not THAT kinda dream, doogie..lol nah. i dreamt i was liming with some syrians,in a lil business venture.. then all of a sudden, it turn 'Training Day' on me, and the muhfuckers wanted me to snort cocaine! ("this aint no afterschool special, nigga.. SMOKE that shit!!!!") well, after i listened to Ras Shorty i and refused the fellah with the white powder ( allyuh remember it used to have a next song by ajala called ' will you ride a white horse' ?) i think i had to rescue this girl.. and dry so, we end up dealin.. lol ( remember in the webeat post, i mentioned that it had a bird who had blow muh mind with her guitar an her voice? yeh. well is HER) so we dere , just mellow.. breezin.. and i got tha feelin , yuh know? contentment.. like i was drinkin in naris whole afternoon fuh free, then when i went in curepe, they had nobody by the doubles man and ah eat muh belly full.. yuh know> lol well, perhaps not like tha, but something so.. nah but it was a good vibe i got from her in the dream.. we was just limin, talkin.. think i couldnt sleep, and i wake her up to play me a song LOL. nah tha didnt happen, eh nick. but it COULD HAVE.. lol then my ass woke up.... in muh room.. living home.. with no g/f... laugh @ me on a serious note had to say goodbye to a couple good people this past month here.. we'll never forget them, tho anyhow.. peace out 23 mei not even for a WeBeat track suit.......had a odd weekend.. went down to rbtt sports with kv and got bummy..lol nah, i end up gettin a call from muh boy marv that he had a extra ticket and if i wanna go? so i say cool scene.. right... me and kv end up headin down to guaracara park..lol. bought a bottle of bacardi oro and some chaser , and we was in business! first, tho, had a pit stop, where i end up seein this bird i had a kinda thing for, for 5 years .. ( ended in mutual lock off, which i initiated, but she seems quite happy to not even be civil.. who vex loss, yes) anyhow.. we had to roll by her sister to pick up a cooler.. and BAM! she was there.. stole my head.. luckily my heart doh race when i see her.. screw THAT noise yes.. lol yeh.. so after gettin lost on petrorin compound, lookin for her sister house, we get thru, and head out to guaracara.. park up , and lime. it was mellow, but hardly any hot birds..lol then again, i wasnt lookin.. skip out round 430, and head up to a trade show in macoya.. bounce up kv coworker and her friend ( a decent indian bird..not flashy tho) after the tradeshow now, we say we go take a lil drink; head grand bazaar.. just so, the one kv does work wit make out a fellah who does stalk her.. as in follow her car, bad drive her etc etc..lol.. now, we cah just let her drive and drop her friend with this nut on the loose ( cuz he made us out..lol) where the friend livin? Claxton Bay! lol once more, headed down south, and came back up ( after a nex beer ) study comin up the road, heard a ad on 96.7 "more fyah!! Forres Park" ( as in PUNCHEON RUM!!!) *shakes head in disbelief* right.. so sunday now.. K called and say she need help with d talent show.. might have a free jersey in it, so i say yeh. me an kv head down fuh 2.. reach down, and i was assigned the job of scorer at the judges table (thank YOU, Chuck Norris......) boy..until 5:30.. ah couldnt see muh WAY nah.. how the paperwork operated was that each contestant has 5 sheets.. 3 numbered judges sheets( correspondin to judges 1,2 an 3) a registration sheet , and a MC sheet( for the MC to intro.. the female one was kinda cute dred..lol. lil smallie with a short ras goin on) now..for some reason... i was gettin all 5 of these sheets, having to separate, then deliver mc sheets and registration forms to people who need it.. but wait.. on top of that i needed to distribute sheets to the judges AND tally scores.. the sorting wouldna be tha bad, if it was for the fact that wind was blowin REAL hard, and all this paper shufflin had to go on in my lap ( now, if i had a surface to work with, it woulda take much MUCH less time) and on top of that, MORE paperwork was comin in every 15 minutes.. then one of the judges thought i was his bitch, and i had to be runnin up an down tellin the mc this, and goin an get that, etc.. lol man tap muh shoulder and bawl how he thirsty.. STEUPS all this time i thinkin, when i see K, i gonna weBeat her up, yes.. lol nah but kv an dem work by the table had done by tha time, so they draft him in to do the scorin, while i remained the judge's bitch.. lol performances..... dred, had like 80 people in the dance, yes.. stole my head.. the indian dance group was REAL lame, dred.. lol.. the girls was tired, outta time, and one a dem, her black track pants was baggy like mc hammer own, yes! but the indian dancer who came on after them!.. BOY!! she get on real sweaty!! the entire amphitheater ( or 'ahmfeeteeyertah', according to one mc, with 'BBTT' as a sponsor') was bawlin fuh she yes..standin ovation! my girl roll it to indian, soca, groovy an dancehall! then the lil girl who did d monologue about examples, and was talkin about how her mother does one thing, and punishes her when she does it... boy, is d end.. when she bawl out, ' mammy , if i ANY different from you... BEAT MIH ' and walk off d stage BOY!!!! as i tell d greek.. if she had ONLY drop the mike when she do that...boy, i woulda canter over d whole judgement stage! had a couple other performances that real rock, tho.. but there was this one bird.. josette, i think? she came on with her guitar, and said she hoped she could 'zap' people souls with her song... everybody laff.. but when she had finish.....boy.. hmm. even a judge ' like ah geh zap' after the show, i end up askin fuh her demo or sumthin, cuz the tune was real powerful.. ( k ask mih to stop pipsin her contestants..lol ) had a couple wanjangs behin mih, tho.. who was only fuckin up people when they stick on stage "Get orf d STAGE!!" and laffin ( but i think they were contestants earlier.. cah remember.. lol. d first 30 , muh head was real hot, then the last 20 i more or less zone out) lemme see.. wah else.. oh, two fellahs came, and both did 'so sick'.. man i damn fed up of tha song, and ana swear the last one was gay.. then had a midget, who surname surprisinly really WAS 'Small' i wunder if she got 'shortlisted'? LOL jus playin :-) den at the end, had this teifhead man who was packin up chairs.. SWEAR he was gypsy halfbrother. and was drawin from a nip of white oak.. before tha, tho, my boy lift up a stak a chairs, then bawl out' i thought i was strong... like ah hadda stop drinkin rum, yes' lol. d greek have him on mp3.. lol all in all, had fun.. but i eh go do it again, nah. not even fuh a weBeat track suit............ 22 april word of mouth....minor story..lol nah, tryin to draft in the library ( draft = study, in uwi talk) but the friggin CHILDREN next to me just talkin up a storm.. wanna choke somebody, but is more of them than me nah.. so.. i hadda endure it.. this one cunt had his celly poppin off every 2 minutes...steups.. wanted to shove that down his throat yes.. and this next one had a mario bros ring tone he was playin fuh everybody.. now yuh KNOW if is one thing does irritate me, is the fuckin clowns who does go thru they ring tones in public.. wuss yet, in a library, when man panickin cuz they eh understand shit for exam on wednesday..... saw this dude who face i seem to remember from school... but... my yute lookin odd, dred.. then it hit me.. he relaxed his hair.. now.. he had hair like Kunta Kinte from roots.. nuttin wrong wit dat.. and then the walk REAL effeminate...... lol.. terrible.. anyhow. jus so this next soldier jump in on the table next to me, real breathless... " boy! i now walk in on ( insert name) and (insert name) in d (somewhere) !!!!' ( i didnt hear the names.. lol.. i was bennin hard nah, so i couldnt look too interested.. apparently, two of their classmates, decided to go get a lil sugar while studyin.. so they went somewhere they THOUGHT was safe..... the girl was wearing a jeans nah.. so she had to step out of it, to get in the action... and when the other soldier roll in, she was gettin 'lip service' from the dude....LOL according to the fellah who walk in, ' she bamcee smooth like lightning'. lol whatever that means, yes.. i know wah yuh tinkin..lol... normally is ME who in the middle of the teifhead..lol. i know.. i still lookin.. anyhow.. back to d draff 23 januari trapped in the closet.....boy!!!!! well, thanks to muh friend trace, it was brought to my attention that i got busted at the unite fete on saturday!! lol yup.. yuh boy make papers, yes.. teifhead; i wasnt even supposed to be there.. was supposed to go with trace, but tha cancel, then me and willy was by me knockin some beers.. and was like.. wait. lewwe make the turn.. so we jump out in d willy mobile.. or at least, we attempted to.. willy bounce d starter..."vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click" "vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click....." what d fuck?? lol.. willy was like.. , ' eh .. rox... hear wah.. i puttin it in neutral.. gimme a push dey'.. fuck me up.. lol. study i pushin car outside my house nah.. anyhow. car starts.. and willy says in a calm voice . " well, that gonna happen a lot tonite.." wtf? nigga? and we goin a fete in this? so we gone fuh gas in the curepe quick shop..but willy couldnt afford to shut off the engine nah.. so we had to get filled with the car on.. LOL. shame! get the tickets, and some doubles.. all d time, car start back good good eh.. so we gone by willy barber, cuz willy need a mark.. gone inside, and i readin a magazine on local barbers..( stole my head..lol) come back outside, sit down. strap up.. "vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click" "vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click click." oh FUCK>. and to top it off, have like a crowd of people outside, and some decent lookin birds was in tha... fuck fuck FUCK!!! "boy, rox, doh alarm the scene..hear wah.. push the car real gentle" now, at this point, i start to laugh.. fuss i feelin shame.. but i rockin the car, .... "vrrrrr.. vrrr.. click" "vrrrrr.. vrrr.. VRoom!!!!!" boy, with tha, i jump in the car, and buss out my scandal laugh, as willy fling it in first and we PEEEEELL OUT! anyhow, pick up kremlin, gone by neila to breeze out till the fete... now.. with tickets available at cache, and bazos.. and ads on 94.. i coulda SWEAR the dance would be rank ghetto.. was surprised to see a fair amount of decent calibre birds..lol.. fete was pretty decent, i must admit.. got somewhat tight.. :-) but thas it for me until triniposse cooler fete ( if they havin one , that is) 02 december third time's the charm....aight.. so i there today, tryin to do some work before i leave the house, when i hear some voices outside
"this place lookin deserted, dred.."
(probably due to the fact that i have 'bush' for a lawn, and the charmant is 2 steps away from being on 7' bestcretes)
"good morning!!!" <-- someone shouts at the gate..
sigh.. fuck..
apparently, it's the san juan /laventille regional corporation, doin a survey.. fuck.. aight. lemme do my civic duty.. at least is not jehovah's witnesses, yes.. lol.. go outside.. one fellah (nigga was lookin like bunji, dred, i swear!) and two crash chicks.. lol.
so i invite them inside, cuz the sun was blazin like a soca warrior, and i was barefoot..
sit in the gallery. and they was like,well we assessin buildings.. u have a water bill, or land tax reciept?
now.. nigga.. land tax.. thas like once a year. it eh go be hangin around.. but wasa.. i could do wasa..
go inside.. normally, steph room in a mess, but u know for once, she have it clean..lol cah find shit..
come outside, say , hard luck cah find it.
the crash chick on the right of 'bunji' was like, ' so you do have a land tax receipt or wasa bill around'.. i watch her.. 'No...' steups.. wtf? i lookin like i personally does pay tha? also, do i look like i in the habit of riflin through people stuff...
anyhow, 'bunji' say is no scene, once we own the place.. and i like yeh. it in steph name. no scene.. other crash chick hadda ask me some questions, but bunji and the annoyin one go hadda measure the house.. before the go, i offer them some water.
bunji was like, ' yuh ha any beers, awa?'
and annoyin girl ' yuh ha juice? '
steups. boy.. i tell annoyin girl , ' nah. we eh make groceries..' and bunji ' ent yuh wukkin?'
bunji was like ,' police does drink on the job'
i like, ' yeh. thas them.. .this is you'
steups.. again.....the work ethic of my people..
so other chick asks me some questions.. then they ride out.. thas it..
later, jump in a maxi, went on a mission in town.. walkin on indy square, and i hear 'King Austin - Progress'.. yuh know.. last elections the UNC had the dub plate with ' the price of Patrick is high' lol
nah had to buy it.that songhas me waxin nostalgic... they doh make tunes like that no more nah
but the frickin pirate had me waitin there for a good 5 mins.. until i see a babylon makin a rounds, yes.. boy i start to quake..lol
nah but he overs me.. walk down to the maxi stand, jump in a yellow band..
now i there, mindin my business.. in walks this old bird, with a kinda fox fur business wrap round her neck.
i like. bitch.. what the FUCK are you doin? dread, it hot like niggas pickin cotton out there, and thas the shit you tryin to pull?
yuh should faint..lol. nah i not that wicked, but i really raise a eyebrow, eh..
anyhow. maxi full up, with a schoolgirl sittin in the conductor seat, my girl do so to swing the door in... BRAPPPS!!! the fuckin door fall off the hinge... prophetically, i start to stifle a belly laugh.. more on that later
so 4 touts come, and wrangle with the door, and get it back on the hinge, and away we go
fox fur hop out by movietizzle, and we gone ahead.. take it by starlite.. open the door, *phew* no scene, pay the driver.. NOW start to swing it in, PLOP!! it fuckin hop off the rail again..
oh FUCK dred... some of you may remember this isnt the first time i mash up a maxi door.. nor the second.. NOPE.....study i a man 3Peat , like jordan.. lol. and oddly enough, this one was tame, compared to the time i was in form five a friday, the fuckin maxi door decide to 'drop it like its hot ' and fall right off by cocorite walkover..lol
anyhow some soldier came out of the maxi this time, and help me put it in. else i STILL dere with tha door..lol
went down by doogie, collect muh camera ( yay! thanks aunty!!) and i went down by nads, and org some stuff there ( phew.. that part was a real teifhead.. sbut it sort for now..lol)
almost forget the episode of law and order, where friggin NPH himself, Doogie Howser , played a fellah who used to kidnap chicks, drill holes in their skulls, then pour water into it, to get them stupid nah ( so they go be real compliant an eh thnk for themselves)
he even eat piece of one of them..
stole my head..lol. i eh look for doogie there, nah..lol
horse! almost forgot, doogie an sancho pass thru the other day, so i rockin a shorts and i bareback , come by the door; niggas SWEAR i nekkid yes..lol
but the real teifhead is tha later in the evenin alex pass, and i got the same response..lol i guess i hadda dye tha pants, yes..
i out
19 oktober i need a bush bath....been havin some weird dreams....
the other nite i dreamt i see stef, face down on the pavement, dead..... all this on tv.. like i watchin news, and wait.. tha's mummy......
then, last night, i dreamt i was comin up in a san juan maxi, and the driver real ignant... breakin through lights, and drivin all up on the shoulder, bouncin down people... at the light when he stop.. some people come to complain to him nah... he start to cuss.. wit that i jump out the maxi an ride, and in the junction. ( croisee.. or d kwayzaaay..lol), and just so i hear automatic weapon fire..lol. and somebody bawl.. ' tha's a AK.. RUNNNN!!!!...:
lol. ah get up round 8..lol..
anyhow.. so i jump in a maxi, and i goin up the road... round by curepe jnr sec there is a field.. what do i see, but a man practicing tai chi , in the middle of the field.. 8:55AM.......... right....
yoga flame an ting, yes..lol
gone to the gym now... of course, some cunt usin the larger of the two toilets/ changin rooms.. so i gone in the small one, with the broken hinge.. ( i does REAL ben .. wha if i pinchin off a loaf, and somebody barge in on me..lol. yuh know niggas doh knock)
as i spin to 'shut' the door.. i look up at the shower stall and what do i see? horse.. to my surprise.. to my CHAGRIN...to my utmost SHAME.... i see what appears to be my jersey from yesterday, and my JOCKEY SHORTS, prominently displayed on the shower stall wall..i musse fuhget it there after i showered!
horse.. muh eye open big big, and i woulda turn RED if i wasnt black..lol.. den i see a man rest a towel on dat.... EEEEWWWWWWW.. lol. all on yesterday's gym drizzaws.. .Tripple EWWW..lol. i feel BAD!!.. and then i was wonderin if people woulda make out is mine.. cuz it have a big RBTT family day on the jersey! lol...
all dat goin thru my head, eh... aight.. so the plan was to throw away the drawers( is a good thing stef buy a whole set fuh me..lol.. else i goin commando for the rest of the year) but the jersy.. i like the jersey,. dilemma...
by the time i changed however, the dude who was showerin , finished.. and pulled down the stuf....
study i real heat up my head, and after all that, it was HIS Stuff..lol yup.. but what are the coincidences of someone rockin the same hue /colour tshirt and same drawers as me yesterday, today? and is no generic pattern eh.. is this lame drawers stef buy 2 years ago when she complained my drawers were shameful ( roober..lol. real filth..lol)
anyhow..
so i get thru muh session, and i come back to shower..... put on muh drawers, and step out the stall... take jeans out of bag. put on jeans ( all the while, using my towel to keep my 'goods' to myself)..
it have a next fellah in the stall next to me.. he comes out.. now.. me so, i avoid eye contact whereever i go.. i keep my eyes to myself.. so i dere, packin my bag an thing.. puttin on deo... after a good couple mins of the dude being out.. i say he put on at LEAST a short pants ot sumthing...
i just glance to the right for my celly. .. what do i see? my boy, NAKED as the day he was born... with his PIGGY facing me!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
horse, i almost vomit.. but i hadda be inconspicuous. next ting d man walk over and ask what wrong? all the while, with his gunman swingin like it aint no thang..lol.. boy , i throw on my jersey ONE time.. fuckin ting was back to front, but me eh care nah!! fuck dat, lol. packed muh shit up, and went to the other side of the changing room..
and yuh know wha's the teifhead? this is the same cat who was rockin the tiger print drawers the other day
i need a bush bath.. soon..... 17 oktober tsunami?....ent thas down by anchorage?boy...yuh know, in as much as i try to be inconfuckinspicuous.. teifheads does just follow me....on wit d story!
i's a man was in my bed this mornin... fuh d past two weeks, me, d greek and bullerman brian was supposed to make a beach, but we eh get thru... so when a next bredren kremlin say we go make the shot, yuh boy jump on it....
so i dere.. somethin tell me not to carry muh wallet... just take a $20.. no scene.. kremlin pass, we link, pick up willy , get some beers, get a next brethren, and head up....as soon as we hit the entrance to the maracas road( by santa cruz), we see a pile of cars by the corner.. being trinis, of course, we eh take tha on..lol
reach down on the beach.. nigga.. some HUGE ass, national geographic waves hittin all d way down by tyrico.. i like.. WTF? we passin along the road there, and dred NOBODY in the water.. people just outside.. starin at the fuckin 10 foot waves..lol.. no scene! thas wah we bring boogie board for!!
went to get some grub. . study i had time buy shark and alloo pie by Asha's ( thanks for tellin me bout that..they didnt have no pineapple, or else i woulda get some for you
 ) eat, get caught in the rain , digest food .. and dem boys STILL by richards in the line... thas why i not on there, dred...anyhow, i digress... bounce up a sistren i used to work with ( ms.celestine, critics..lol) an she tell me 'water come up and wet people stuff'.. i SOOO not takin her on, eh..lol. i say it just reach up a lil by the treeline... but i hadda go in the water tho.. i mean. i REACH,dog...lol i DEYA!!
gone down by the water.. horse.. it STILL swellin up .. i talkin the water too-too brown, and frothin... have a couple people inside, but not where the waves breakin. not near fuckin dat... the water up by the treeline, normal normal..... but yuh know trinis.. dem boys finish eat, and we say we go hit it...water cold eh.. and current pullin like a muhfucker...in about 10 minutes, we musse get push 30 yards down from where we were...gettin tumble regular... until after 2 extra big ones , the lifeguard ban we sweat a lil bit and tell us come in some more... no scene. in fact, we go come closer to we stuff an all... we dere in water up to mid calf.where we were, actually, was a spot that nomrally people would be sunbathin.. ...
just so, i just see a HOUSE SIZED fuckin wave come.... lifeguard start to blow whistle like he in a carnival band......SPLASHAWWWW...FLOOOOSHHH!!!!!! so we tumble, all fuckin man laughin, ketchin kix... till nicholas ( the next brethren) realise. the water eh stop comin.... wait.. muh bag!!.. horse, spin round.. is liek a fuckin war zone, yes!! got up saw, the bag floatin off, and d boogie board...( upon which i had put my cellie ,juhsey, and $10.. more on that later..lol).. i just seein niggas scramblkin to get up.... i see a man run an scooop up a toddler .. this next chile floatin away bawlin ' mammy!! mammy!!!'.. i eh go lie.. i was MOST perplexed.....yuh doh understand.. water reach all up on the ROAD dan.. and was still comin in... one time i thinkin of the tsunami in indonesia... niggas was just havin fun on the beach a mornin.. then they was fuckin GONE, yo.. hundred thousand people in a 10 minutes....
so in all this, i lookin for my cellie..LOL. nah, i know it woulda be distressed.. but muh sim dred.. i done already doh have a $200 to pelt out for a next one. altho i hear rjp does activate dem ( NSTT ). wha? yuh doh have a fone to lend mih? why u so? oh.. cuz yuh is a nlg?.... LOL
get back the boogie board, and nicholas bag.. but my slippers, an celly.. then willy glasses, watch , wallet an cellie gone, killa... do so.. AYE!! muh towel!... of course, i doh want that shit back now..lol.. but it was in willy bag, so stuff might be around.... so said so done.. willy found his wallet.... gone up a bit further.. nuttin.. nuttin. i just bennin eh... something tell me look to the left.. i see this hardback nigga by a jersey i SWEAR is mine.. 'aye..if thas a rbl jersey with a cellphone in it, is mine eh!!'.. horse.. teifhead, the man handed me the fone..sayhin ' boy, i was now goin with that.. but it eh go be workin'... i smile and say . ' for real'..
but killa.. if it not workin. .why the fuck u goin wit it? look at that eh. this shit now happen, and already niggas scavengin .....oh fuck man......... well the fone really fone thru. but i have muh sim..
water now subsidin.. and i lookin at it , eh.. real fuckin cholera water....
then this ole woman come and say ' i now see a snake in there'.. but dan.. the only snake i studyin but is fuckin RING WORM...lol.. that shit just nasty...
but study through all this, when i was tumbled the last time, a huge deposit of SAND was made to my drizzaws..lol. and since the lifeguards didnt let no one back in the water, i had to walk around with this..horse. i felt like i shit muh pants or sumtihn..after a hour, when we give up searchin for willy stuff, e went back by the car, and i scoooped it out... lol.. about 4 handfuls a sand.. muhfcker....
if it wasnt for the fact that willy's losses came up to perhaps $2500, it woulda be real funny.... ( my fone was destroyed as well.. but it was givin trouble, just like rjp)
end up skatin an takin a couple beers in santa cruz....
i shoulda keep muh ass home
10 oktober tygah bone!!!!!study today in the gym's locker room. i now roll in, and as i bend the corner to get to my locker, this buffed out dude posing in front the mirror, wearing nuthin but a smile and tiger print bikini breifs..aka. JOCKEY SHORTS..
horse horse... i almost dead yes.. but the fucker probably woulda duss me out, so i mellow..
now.. if i was him, and someone came in the locker room.. i woulda hurry up and put on muh damn pants. .but Nooooooo.. my yute rock back there pose up like a statue..right next to my fuckin locker..
anyhow. so i went an bathe.. normally i carry my entire kit in inside the shower. gets a bit wet.. but i eh feelin comfortable walkin around the locker room in a towel.. that shit doh fly, dred..lol. next ting muh towel slip and all muh lolly-walla esposed..not a fuck a dat, yes... nah, but today, the locker room looked empty.. so i so i go chance it...
finish shower.. cah find muh drizzaws.. steups.. no scene.. musse in the bag, in the locker.. open the door, bout 10 fuckin people in the locker room, and wait.. wha's tha blue ting on d ground over so?
yes horse.. is MY fuckin drawers.... in the centre of the bacchanal..
sigh.. is not like i never went commando, yes.. lol. so i went to a stall, with my bag, and finish changin..
when i came out, everyone was gone.. .picked up muh drawers, and tossed it in the bin..lol..
luckily it wasnt one of the new ones stef buy
*sidenote: dred, i real gettin attached to the extended leg, yes..lol. tha's the real scene right there..
and that was that fuh d gym...
later on, me an ria hit quick shoppe in tacarigua.. she now start to fil l out when a vagrant runs into the station shoutin "allyuh tryin to fuck me up"
then we see a man rollin behind him with a crocus bag and a foaming stag.. " boy, fock you!"..
apparently the vagrant goes into the quick shoppe fuh shelter, but they chase him out..
dred, they come BEHIND the car with they chupidness, 'wrasslin' and ting..lol..i coulda SWEAR somebody gettin a buss head... then the vagrant hold onto a female pump attenndant, and start to fight with her.. lol..
now in all of this, the soldier how was fillin us up, he ride out,. so the pump stick at $52.37.... i dere REAL bennin..lol. i just wanna splurt, yes..
sigh..yeh.. but vagrant get duss out, and he run over the road....
quick shoppe in DINSLEY yuh know.. was tellin d greek and yeh.. that place does get rob every 5 minutes...lol
with regards to ' the plan' i mentioned yesterday.. it's simple.. the plan is to avoid those situations like the plague..
the only thing i respondin to is lawyer's letters..lol.. nah, i just playin wit dat
but no..i eh stressin myself over nuttin or nobody... the plan is to move on. and keep on movin..
peace out 09 oktober if your name was Chun-Li, we'd be playin Street Fighter...sigh... i doin somethin i never thought i'd do...
dred.. i join a gym.. lol.. if yuh see yuh boy on d first day.. this chick had to help me organise nah .never use a gym.. so i had to get weigh.. steups.. study i's 174 pounds nah..lol
anyhow. sit down on the bike.. girl do so, pat muh beer belly, and says " you'd better call the trainer to deal with that...", and shakes her head..
horse. i almost lash the girl..lol. nah.. i real laugh.. anyhow.do a 7 minutes on tha.. fucked up my legs..lol. i thought since i stopped smokin last year ( is a year now i eh light up.. plizzidy !!!) that muh lungs woulda be okay..
nope.. was gaspin like a muh'fucker in 3 minutes..lol.
so after that, i went on the treadmill.. put it up to like 3 KM, and was holdin on fuh dear life..lol. but study i between two cats who 'giyin dem a run', like 50Cent fuh 'in da club' video yes..lol. felt like a real bake..
anyhow.. that was first day.. things got a bit better subsequent to that...
went xen friday.. study who i see there but critic's 'best buddy' lil sister.. yes dred.. steups.. ithink i overs parties yes.. oh, and i see ryan mentor.. razor himself..lol..
sidenote.. study i download street fighter alpha 3 , and final fight.. lol. final fight was the real flick in green corner arcade dred.... ..figure i go d/l Street Fighter2 championship edition just to see the fight in the beginnin with the soldier gettin cuff in fron thebuilding, and to hear the announcer when the plane go to hte new locations.. ' USSR!!!!.. Brazil!!!! Thaiiiland!..
a secret truly is something that is told to one person at a time.. there is no such thing as confidence....
life is short...people are fucked up..
so what do you do?
stick with the plan.. just stick with the plan...
23 september zero toleranceif yuh know me, yuh know i am a frickin teifhead magnet...
so i comin down to town the other day.. stop a maxi, jump in..there was a chick wearing a Subway kit, and S-curls in her hair waitin for a maxi as well.... she hops in behind me..
yuh boy now settlin down to 'enjoy' the ride .. oh,quotation marks cuz yuh never REALLY enjoy public trans-py)... .. just so.. i hear PACKS! behind my left ear... wtf? i doubt she could be.. PACKS!!.... yes.. the fuckin sandwich ARTIST really WAS chewing gum, and blowing bubbles behind my judgement ear.study she did this for about 20 mins.. from by Carib, till the maxi pull in by citygate.. dred. i almost said fuck it, and stop the maxi in san juan.. but i was on a timin...
that timin alone was fucked up....the greek , and K know what i talkin about.. and i leavin it at that.. save a man walked to the vale, cuz he was blue vex
anyhow.. so i ask the next maxi man if he goin valley, he was like yeh...
do so..it end up being a caro maxi.. so i had to stop out by morne coco there, and walk in , take a next valley maxi by suares...
but study i end up seein d sandwich artist again, in MovieTizzle subway... lol. greek catch real kix..
aight today now, i gone to the bank... yuh know what i hate? people who talk loud on cellphones.. they should be shot.. and those who carry on arguments on cellphones should be beaten to death.. with a rusty pipe.. while they naked... on hot coals..but i digress.....
this woman was complainin about some shit to someone on her celly , oh the bank is the worst, she want to tke out all her money, and yadda yadda yadda.. i like. oh FUCK woman. shut UP!!!!!
yuh tink is joke? .. the worst thing that could possibly happen when I in a long line.. the woman BEHIND me starts to figure she's the next incarnation of Selina, and begins to sing along to the music that the bank was playin..i know wah yuh think.. that cah be that bad..
Nigga.. it WAS..
her voice was offkey.. and i mean.. come on.. after 5 songs.. oh fuck man...
but if that wasnt enough.. my girl was singin the WRONG FUCKIN WORDS..
i coulda spin roun an slap her! LEARN THE WORDS, OR SHUT UP, BITCH!!!! IN FACT. FUCK IT!. JUST SHUT UP!!!!
went upstairs.. the people in the food court have they 'late o clock, everything is $4 ' sale..
so i call down some macaroni salad, some potato salad , and a piece of chicken.. all fuh 12.. study them two salad have mayonaise , and prolly was sittin down there since 12
 no scene yes.. come up to 12 dollars, dred! lol cah go wrong wit da!
( lol. i sayin that now, eh, but i sure after one bad case of food poisonin, i go talk different.. but then again.. i buy grub in some suspect places... like the woman who used to sell $1.50 hot dogs outside globe... had the franks floating around in rain water!! ..they used to real lash tho..lol)
anyhow.. sort that out, divert to a next maxi comin down the road, to go by my bro.. so i there.. talkin to myself as usual.. feel somethin on my left shoulder... do so an watch cut-eye to my left..
what i saw caused me to close muh eyes and mouth the words 'doh fuck me up'....
the woman behind me in the maxi, apparently restin her head on my head rest, beppin out, and her hand is CARESSING my shoulder.... , boy i shake dat off like a salt shaker, yes..lol
dred, she eh even buy mih a lil KFC, self.. steups..lol
stop the maxi, and crossin by the traffic light.. now, i coulda press the thingie to stop the traffic.. but it was just me.. and the traffic was easin up anyway... so i take my leisurely time crossin to the other side... i meet this old woman(musse in her 80s) , and a lil chile.. the ole woman have a bush in her hand, shakin it and watchin me in my eye , ' yuh mus take yuh time.. i doh wah yuh get bounce down!'.
boy. i eh know the woman from adam, but i start to fuckin dead with that..lol
sigh..
was a okay week, comin to think of it. .went an lime with some friends the thursday nite. got alil decent head.. not no bad ting. .but serviceable..lol
all in all..off topic.. there's a dilemma we face , at times.. do we let situations/people change us, or do we change ourselves?
i'd say its a bit of both...
sometimes yuh just have to say fuck it, and move to suit..
RJP is a NLG...
roxburgh out............
15 september war of the words...i dunno what stealin muh head more...
yesterday, when the greek call me and tell me that he saw two deaf people having a argument,
or today when the half naked crack-whore literally ran circles around me...
lol
but i think the greek win...
two deaf fellahs was havin a 'showdown' in d food court... my boys was signin up a storm....furious 'words' were 'spoken'., left an right..... just so, one a dem walk off in a huff.. the next one do so and point at d fucker...(back turned eh..) ,
my boy SPIN round with that, yes!
fuck me up! ..lol
nah but today, walkin down the road, to jump in a maxi.. passin between a parked car, and a delviery van.. all of a sudden, i just see a black magic flash come from behind on muh right, spin round, and go down muh left!!! lol
is d chubby neighbourhood crack-whore!! apparently my girl now smoke a 10ball.. and just like Usher, she was gettin ready to blow!
 OKAY!. wedi-wedi-wedi lolwell i start to fuckin dead with that.. but no.. she eh done.. my girl runs another circle around me 15 seconds later, then starts to do jumpin jacks on the main road, like Pookie from New Jack City! lol
it was disgursting... dirty floppy titties was out , and sloppin about by the traffic lights..
eeeww
but isnt that an oxymoron? a chubby crack-whore..
hmm.
ponder that..
31 augustus guess who's bizzack?well.. the august over... an muh free paper bun.. now come back from the airport , pickin up stef.. ( hadda say bigup to krem ).. yeh.. so we gone fuh stef, and oddly enough, it was like 2 mins in the dance we spend.. parked, got two biscuits in churches, and bam! there was stef, with about 10 grip! lol. nah.. she just had two..
let's get an estimate of the damage that went down while stef was absent....
1) eh cut the lawn.. so it's a jungle out there..lol. no lie.. karem was sayin yuh could flim 'children of the corn' in my yard
2) eh take out the garbage for the month.. so there's about 3 bags in the back.. ( stef eh see that yet..lol. when she see it, i sure she go cuss.no, really.. she in a good mood now.. but when she scope out the mess in the backyard!! LOL)
3) no clothes wash.. nigga.. i spent all my money on beer, parties, and a pair of sambas for my bday..lol.. detergent was LAST on my list..( about the only household item i bought was t-p.... cah live without t-p nah..lol... one mornin i get up after a doubles an beer run, i realised i had no t-p, and had to use some Brawny........
 .. yes.. the quicker THICKER picker upper...4) no alco.. dan.. run through all d rum, scotch ( friggin headache scotch, yes.. macarthurs or sumthin.. but hey.. at least it wasnt teachers...lol) two bottles of wine, a bottle of tequilla.. etc.. and NUFF beers..lol
5) fone bill eh pay, lights eh pay, credit card eh pay.. and thas her stuff..lol. i doh wah even get into my money worries... i spend the light bill money on somethin( musse beers.. ) and the cheque for the credit card somwhere around..lol. hadda do fass before she get the statement...
i like living on the edge..LOL
anyhow, so stef open up the grip( yuh ever notice when people come from foreign, they have a certain smell to the luggage?)
yeh.. study i get 17 pairs of drawers nah..lol. nah i's a simple man.. she ask me what i want, i was like.. nuttin, except some drawers( cuz it hard to get good drawers here.. the best local brand is 'comfort' .. but i doh see it no more.. just roober.. that tiger print bullshit.. none of that..) ...she kept on askin, celly, camera, dvd player.. i was like. nah.. big up yuhself, i doh wah nuttin.. (truth be told, with regards to electronics, i'm a person, i like to research it myself, and even if i tell her what i want, i'm sure she'd fuck it up... in any event, i good.. i mean, i wanted her to spend her money on herself...)
the last time she got me a shirt for my bday, it was SOOOO hideous, up to this day, 7 years later.. it still in muh cupboard. no lie..
sidenote.. was talkin to d greek and doogie.. apparently my penchant for Y-fronts ( briefs) is outdated..lol.. study niggas doh wear that.. they rock extended leg an ting.. i was like wah?? i outta style? lol. nah man...not like no birds seeing it... but i digress...
so stef organise me with some Ys and some extended,,. lol. but the Ys are full cut.. real bingo bag business, horse! lol. but say wah... is a cool scene... i grateful...(it free)
i missed her, oddly enuff.. and certain other people as well...(they know who they are.. see? lol)
so thus ends my month of freedom.. my only regret is that i eh tackle no birds..nuff deflowering COULDA gwaan, eh.. but before she leave, stef pray on mih.. horse i eh lyin !! the woman had put oil on muh forrid, and sprikle holy water in the dance..
sigh.....
i out......
( unlike rynie and critics)
*edit* study stef now toss me ANOTHER pack of drizzaws..lol.. bringin me to a total of 20...
feelin like i could open a stand on charlotte st.
29 juli we from south.....steups..this scene just fuckin sour...
now there's this bird i used to work with... smithc... now i rem the first day i saw smithc.. up in the trincity branch.. always found she was nice.. anyhoo., we end up limin from in san juan branch... it eh play out like a track, but more like friends.. no scene...i go still plank it in a one... unfortunately, i intro her to fuckin critics....and yuh know his scene alredy,.. to huff all my girls...
yeh.. so he roll thru today, and we end up goin curepe to take two...normally when we in curepe, i go call smithc, and link a lil lime, so today, being no dfferent, i call her. and we end up carryin three doubles fuh she.. when i dere.. stef is a woman call me on my celly, with the 'vex voice', oh, she lock out, come home and open the door fuh she... horse.. what the fuck.?? what if i was in point fortin or somewhere. i's a man wait a good half hour for her before i dive.. she self.... yuh payin mortgage, yuh eh go be GLAD to have a set of keys to roll wit? steups.. is stef yes..
anyhow. i tell smithc to roll for the ride... she say no scene.. jump in critics van, and head down to mt.dor...( my street).. so we pull in, she was like.. eh , muh auntie used to live here ( pointin at a house on the corner after me.. )
hear me, like a fuckin cunt..oh, freal? my cousin andrea used to live there.....
she watch me.... andrea is my aunt, homey.....
turns out, her mother's father is my father's brother.....and she's my fireball SECOND cousin!!
but comin to think of it.... i guess it hadda be true.. cuz in some things , she real fuck up..lol. when the mark had buss, she was real billin it, talkin bout we coulda ha retarded chirren, and eh kno why, puttin on a slurred voice,'Maaaammmyyyyy!.. Daaaaddyyyy'
steups.. that just sour my whole fuckin vibe .... now i know what yuh thinkin.... jon..tha's thing yuh keep under lows, similar to if yuh thought the lead singer of Hanson was a girl, and she was on.. or sumthin so..(lol. tha wasnt me.. tha was Joshua Knox, in form 4 computer class)
but levi was in the van... and yuh KNOW he fuck up... 23 juli dem call him "moses"!!yeh.. so me , flic an her cousin makin a turn to movie tizzle to soak in charlie an d choc factory nah ( no.. not r. kelly). .so we gone by her cousin for him to get some stuf, and i rock back talkin to his mom while she watchin wheel of fortune ( rem on sesame st they hard the version wit Pat Playjax? LOLx) anyhow.. someone come by the d gate, and his mom gone to vibes them
IN rushes their very large rottweiler.. Moses.. lookin to part me like d fuckin red sea.... my boy just rollin by the tv, then to the kitchen, then the livin room, then back by the tv.. about 5 times, just injectin fear in me as i there, tryin NOT to be afraid.. ( they does SMELL d fear ). you know what the puzzle phrase on Wheel of Fortune was??
REMAIN CALM
i fuck you in the ass not......if it wasnt for the fact that i was about to piss myself wit fear, i woulda laff...
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so sidenote... this was in today's express..., from the CEO of TSTT
"We explained to the Authority everything that happened and it was due to a series of unfortunate events," said Espinal
so what next dread? a fuckin rampagin hippogriff from harry potter and the prisoner of azakaban go chew through the fibre optic awa?
14 juli the perfect storm...dred.. since last week we plan to hit a beach on wednesday... the last few times i wanted to go beach, it had heavy rain, so i say third time's the charm, no?
so we say we rollin round 1.... get up that mornin, only to hear we under storm watch.. pooseycleet!!!! nah dred...is nuttin..we go still make the turn..that time patrick was here and we went, we had real jones....andit was a fuckin thunderstorm then, too... anyhow, when i do so, and flicky swing for me.. real fockin traffic.. it would appear that our fearless leader, mr.patrick, told everyone to go home today ( following on the heels on monday's massive exodus due to d bomb blast.. study i was walkin right by 'ground zero' 30 mins before the explosion nah...or even less... study i coulda be bloggin this shit from P.O.S. general.. but that not funny)
sidenote... study i watchin saved by the fuckin bell on tbs.. ( the summer special where they was at the beach club.. LOL .. pooseycleeet!!!!! study the sterotypes nah.. blond popular guy, all-american popular brunette, atheletic latino, and material black woman, among others..lol , allyuh rem the time jesse was addicted to caffeine pills?)
anyhow.. so flcik decided to rock on the lady young.. we were goin fine until we reach by the lookout.. massive fuckin traffic.. horse, i seeing big trailer trucks ( fortuntely withouht the trailer) winding up there.. study , thas like a bad disaster movie just waitin to happen.. we had to go in town in the first place to pick up H, so me, sassy and flik was in saucy.. sancho call, he on the beach.. just him, and the babylon...LOLand nuff waves a gwan.. study we bathin normal normal, and it turn into a fuckin tsunami wave... " come on in, the water's fi....SPLASHAW!!
so call up d greek , and we decide to rendezvous in ellerslie.. all during this, man belly on bite.. cuz i well anticipatin bake an shark.. all i had was a fuckin slice of bread and avocado.. yes.. a zaboca sandwich..lol. study i got up at 5:30 this mornin to the sound of the zaboca tree lashin my roof... a odd thought ran through my head.. what if th wind throw down the zaboca tree and it crash through my roof, killing me instantly...... wit that one, i shake off laziness, get up and went in the next room..fuck dat shit.. i doh wanna make papers nah
x-files on now... i'm outtie
oh.. an criticsi ... it eh over yet.. LOL.. 06 juli ask a black person..i dunno bout allyuh, but i fine i does always get asked shit .. if is not' can i borrow yuh fone' , or ' gimme a dollar', it's "do you work here?"
all the friggin time.. like when i was in undercover , lookin at some plants.. two caucasians roll up to me, ' do yu work here?"
steups.. just cuz a black man in a plant store doh mean he's the fuckin help..
or today.. i just had a seat in the bookstore.. lookin at a couple books on a low shelf.. so as i get up to dive, this bird and her man roll up.. " yuh workin here?"
do i have a vacant look on my face? do i have a name tag? do you see a price tag gun? No? well FUCK OFF...
wham? a black man cah like to read awa?
lol. nah.. it doh bother me.. as usual.. i fine that funny..
anyhow.. so me and crits went downstairs.. he lookin for some work shirts, so we dive in one of them stores in w/mall, musse urban outfitters ot sumthin.. see it have a bird there, lookin kinda good.. actually. i fine she lookin real good( kinda fair skin indian thing.. long hair.. slim, low profile,medium heigtht.. basically, she could get take).. anyhow.. she roll up to levi.. may i help? so she organisin levi with some shirts.. i walkin around..
anyhow... i gone by the vests.. see they carryin fruit of the moon.. i say aaps.. fruit of d loom, for a bill... then . wait.. of d moon? lolz.. anyhow.. levi came over by me, and i show him.. the bird pulls up, and was shwoin some more short sleeve. eventually crits was like.. if is anything, i go pass back, and hands her back..
as we leaviin , she then says,".. outdoor work? well, yuh should really look for light colours, nah. cuz the dark ones absorb heat.... i just did cxc physics nah, so *snaps fingers* .. it just dere.."
just did CXC..
 and i a man was tryin all how to see if i coudl line up a shot..LOL
me and critics leave the store , and start to dead loud loud in the middle of the mall, yes..
judgement cxc.. in 5 years it wouldnt matter, but if i doh wait.. i could GET 5 years...LOL
for the record, i never hit no smally.. so doh even come wit dat..lol
what can i say... slow week
29 juni i'm leaving.. on a jet-plane...yeh.. so i went to see my sister off today.. she returned from whence she came
jumped in a bus route maxi, and headed up...i there, contemplation life, and my lack of a female, when it dawns on me.. shit.. we just passed my stop... hop out a 60 metres from the turnoff, and begin to walk through the bad part of tacarigua ( is there a good part? LOL ) yeh. felt like a moving target yes.. nuff barebacked niggas , fresh from being in a URP ghost gang ( meaning they eh leave the fuckin block for the day) was eyin me as i walk briskly through the joint... saw a garbage dump on the corner of 'mcClean' street..study that's a 'mcMisnomer'.. nuff shells of cars ( yuh know, the car start off just limin there.. then it on blocks, next ting yuh know dem boys move wit the door and the upholstery?) anyhow.. emerged unscathed, and hopped in a taxi by the kfc.. passed the prison in golden grove and see some fellahs in the YTC just breezin .. study if they had a sports day with the prisoners.. and they play Akon - Locked Up..
yeh... so again.. my mind far..do so.. wait.. the taxi goin around the roundabout.. not to the airport.. fuck ..lol.. so i say.. no scene.. i go take it on the return.. then i remember... there's a fuckin VILLAGE in the back there. and it already late ( and muh sister go ben , cuz i have some things for her, and the last time she left, i came early, and rode out, and didnt get to see her off ). he musse goin there first.. "right here Drive'.. hop out.. almost get clean up from a bus, cuz they have no pavements... then to my surprise, Ummar pull up .."horse.. drop mih by the airport"
so i take it there, and i eh see her.. hear ' last call for bdos flight' ...shit but this the same thing that happen last time. i thought she was takin a connecting flight in bdos.. but then again.. i saw there was a direct london.. so i say lemme chill for a while.. bought a papers, and sat down by castle.. then i hear ' excuse me, i'm just sitting here. hopin is a honey, i spin round.. nope.. it's a muslim girl in FULL kit.. when i say full, i mean FULL kit.. all i seein is eyes ( behind a grill ) no scene.. i readin papers.. then the pops ( who look like a imam ) rolls up. and the brother.. study the brother jsut wearing a jeans, slippers and a short sleeve jersey.. while she in all black hidden from the world.. inshallah, or 'allah knows best', yes yeh so they there talkin, and the bird was like.. wheres the departure gate.. bro waslike. .through so..pointing ahead.. "thas the point of no return" brrr? point of no return? i dunno.. but to me that soundin like some shit gonna go DOWN on BWEE flight 670 to Bdos, yes..LOL.. wit that.. i wrap my papers, and divert .. found ria. it appears she has something for me.. a pair of jeans.. so picture yuh boy rollin through the airport with a folded newspapes,and a fold up pair of 501s,, actually, is a 527... get this.. .. boot cut.. low fuckin rise....
buller man ting , yes..lol but say what. it free.. ( came home an tried it on. not that bad.. but not the kinda thing i go wear unless i gettn a ride to an from somewhere.. )
just chess back for a five, ria padna was there..drank some chai tea from rituals ( which kinda decent )
oh yeah, almost forgot.. saw a bird there that reminded me of this next bird, who me and marlon call ' shelly belly' couple years a back marlon was trackin this bird.. and we were limin a evenin.. lime goin good, so he pick the bird up.. we talkin shit.. she seems nice.... me with muh fass self was like.. aye.. wah we doin next ( at that point, we were in curepe eating doubles) she was like.. lets pass for her friend in mt lambert.. so we swing for her.. she not bad at all.. actually.. she coulda get plank . but anyhow. so i there thinkin of the possibilities.. is 10 mins walk away.. she lookin good.. i eh have a bird in X amount of years now , as usual.. when i try to track someome.. my foot ends up in my mouth and this time is no different.. we end up down wave, and since this is when i had a job ( i wasnt always 'cheap', ginay......), i say i go handle the drinks.. i mean.. is beers, right? how much tha go come up to.. my friggin girl ( d friend, who i semi pipsin) look to call down all kinda ish.. b52, screaming orgasm..tequilla shots.. i dere.. buh wha d fuck is this? a lil discretion.. i mean.. oh fuck. i now meet two a allyuh? only for marlon to tell me she hit him the SAME FUCKIN THING the week before in bootleggers.. i kinda ben on marlon cuz he show me that form real late.. if i had known that.. shit. everybody fuh they damn self , yes...so.. thas how she get the name shelly belly.. cuz she too fuckin greedy... of course.. i felt real cuntish when i saw the bill.. $300 or so.. steups.. it woulda be no scene if she was good company.. but she was real shallow and superficial... someitmes, is not enough to look good..
shit.. i said that? lemme clarify.. if yuh shallow and superficial BUT yuh on me, is no scene..
we 'luhh' chickenheads.... 25 juni insert catchy titleyeh.. so muh JUDGEMENT harddrive crash.( SHUT UP, LEVI) an i forced to use steph comp. study this used to be muh 'icq pimp machine'.. lol. but now, the ting seems slower than pankar mixin,yo...... :-).. its a 350 mghz 'speed demon', that up to day before, was rockin win98... but when it was mine.. sigh.. dual boot wit NT ( back when NT was the real flick )
anyhow, day before linked with a friend of mine to drop off something.. so she tells me she hook up with a new guy..and they even talkin about marriage... so i was like. okay. tell me about him ( i used to REAL like this girl when i now start to work in the bank).. she tellin me that he has two small kids.. so i like. okay.. wha bout the chile mudder, she still in the picture.. "nah.. she died in january...."
horse.. the woman body eh cold yet, and yuh wanna huff her family? horse .. i real dead offa that.. she get semi vex and lash mih, and say nah// they had a history together.. tha was the first dude she kiss, first boyfriend etc. so i was like.. when was this? and she said.. all through life ( lives on her street ) she was 12, and he was 16... i was like.. what the FIZZUCK, dred..lol.. 12? "hello.. Crimestoppers???" and for the record.. i never kill a smally, eh.. NEVER.. anyhow.. so after i catch some more kix, and i made a couple turns, i headed home.. hand the maxi driver the fare, and waitin to cross the bus route.. so just so i start whistlin the tune darryl hannah was whistlin in kill bill vol 1. ( yuh know.. when she was the nurse)
cross the road, and there is this vagrant bathing in the drain ,literally soapin himself and ting... an he hails me out ," ent thas tha song from tha movie? with all d killin? tha movie REAL bad, dred " horse.. i had to agree wit the man,yes so yesterday was kwok bday, and since i eh lime wit kwok since mothers day LAST year ( when I got extremely bummy down las cuevas ), i say i go pull through.. waitin on him by his house, and i say lemme kill some time in the bar up the road.. dress back with a stag and a pack a nuts, and was gapin at the baddiss behind the bar. as i said, i've been there befor.. but they renovated recently, nah .. now yuh KNOW a joint just exudes class when the washrooms are labelled 'KINGS' and 'QUEENS' , respectively.. lol. anyhow.. even the baddiss couldnt keep me there... divert, and link with marlo, and lash some scotch and coconut for a hour or two.. had some lawrence of arabia.. which REAL lash.. but the downside was the garlic breath..lol. whole night nads was askin me why i smell like chicken..lol.. horse.. i almost felt a lil shame.. almost.. in any event, i found a mint in my pocket from the nite previous. so i was safe ( i think) lol yuh know... i cuttin down on the liquor.. no.. really. i am. i think for my birthday, tha go be the last time i hittin hard stuff..(nah really.. so we hadda open the grey goose before then, eh critics) if i could lock off smokes and i could lock off da girl, i could do anythin,no? LOL.. well i'll try at least
on a related i need to change my entire life... 17 juni The League of Extraordinary Sprangers....yeh, so earlier on today, i got up from in front on my pc to take a leak... so i dere standing up, and lookin through the ventilation blocks ( study almost every caribbean house has ventilation blocks and a copy of 'Footsteps' on the wall in the john)
when i see some dude's back as he hops over my wall and out of my yard , with a ladder, a rod, and a huge mixing bowl of mangoes in tow...... all this time, i holding myself, tryin not to wet the seat as i laugh ( yeh.. i wutless like that)
then a couple weeks ago, a brethren pass to pick me up ( yes gin.. i really don't drive).. as i hop in, i see two sprangers walkin up, one COVERED in blood, saying in a casual, 'by the bye' way, " boy , ah now fall out a fockin' tree dere"
once they eh get violent, i good, i guess.. but i does ben fuh d zaboca,dred... |
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