wow.. it's been a while....

lesse.. what have i been up too? mm
jack shit, it would appear..lol
nah. nothing stole my head.. few things passed tho..


thanks to everyone who roll thru fuh d earthstrong.. lol i know it was last minute :-)


what i been up to? well. i grew a beard.. lol.

a beard, u say? dred, u'd be surprised how many people take me for muslim this rounds.. LOL

i a man on the port to go 'bago couple weeks back, and this soldier was like.. ' aqi ( islamic for 'brother', it would appear') yuh wah buy this khaki pants awa? ' LOL

then last week, i was by the doubles man in town ( not cleve), and the money man was like' yeh aqi. two slight?' , then watch the doubles man, and was like' hook aqi up there...'.
as i gone to pay . the man was like ' yeh aqi. inshallah.. ( which is ' allah willing' )

horse, i almost dead yes..

but the one that took it for me was when i was on henry street, by the corner, and i bump into a this real thugged out dude.... so i dress back , nah...cuz i know he could beat me to a frazzle.
my boy watch me, and with a sincere voice , was like ' hard luck dere, aqi'


sigh.. but soon i hadda fly d beard.. muh brethren gettin marrid ( an i's d best man plip!. lol) so i hadda shave up and look like people again..



so i on the net today, and i come across this article, on BBC.
Almost 70% of fertility clinics either have no access to donor sperm, or find it extremely difficult to obtain, a BBC survey has revealed.

Seventy-four of the UK's 85 fertility clinics responded to the poll.

Specialists say infertile patients are becoming desperate - and they need more resources for campaigns to recruit donors.

Many reported waiting times of at least six months for couples needing donor sperm, and some were having to turn patients away.

'Outside our control'

Zoe and Colin Veal, from Bristol, are among those who are now unsure whether they'll be able to have children.

"It was a huge shock when we realised we weren't going to be able to access treatment," said Zoe.

She said the couple had considered buying fresh sperm over the Internet, or adopting.

l\."

buh a-a!!

i's a man hah da THROWIN" WAY here!! lol

bess i go england and buss a rounds, yes.. LOL

or i could put some in a envelope and sen fuh dem. lol

picture u get a package, and when u open it, it smellin like ole break..LOl snap! i kill me

side note: things have hit a snag.. not goin much into it.. but i fucked up... :-)

on a separate, yet related note. my solo drinkin has gone up too..lol
i write this as i consume my new favourite drink; bacardi 'oro', with club soda and a splash of lime..

sigh..

not exactly where i thought i'd be after 25 years here.. but hey.. life's good nonetheless

here are some pics that harry took , in shade..( bago)
anyhow. peace out...
jon

nuttin big


earlier today,  went to drop a bomb on campus, so i headed down to S.A.C. ( muh remote bombin location)

gone inside, one soldier there, but i holdin this mission since 8 o clock.. and i NOW put down a hot potato roti... so i say, fuck it, and went brave..lol

horse.. i try about 6 stalls, and ALL those 6, the lock was broken! and in the same fuckin way.. the latch for the bolt to hold on to ( on the doorframe) was removed!
now what kinda high-man gets they jollies by inspirin that sorta panic ? LOL

picture you tryin to 'puh dong a wuk' and yuh hear the tell-tall sounds of a man in the bathroom.. and of ALL d million stalls he pick, is the one with YOU..lol

"EXCUSE!!! SOMEBODY IN HERE!!" , yuh hadda shout, while pushin the door close ( cuz of course, he in a hurry, and wanna kick the door down) and bringin yuh pants up to hide yuh business

lol
according to a site i read yesterday, such intruders are referred to as

Turd Burglers -- One who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way, you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


fortunately , the 7th stall was lucky.. and had a latch..LOL.. so yuh know how the rest went... paper up d pilot seat, and destroy a next city lol

though, for a few minutes i had to interrupt the misson, cuz i was disturbed by what the site calls

Uncle Ted -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.


http://www.crystalpro.com/coolstuff/dump2.htm


happy flyin, bitches!1

nuttin much today... went maracas with dem fellahs. it was reaaal fireball rainin.. lol. but it was good

for ONCE the P to C ratio was high.. yuh KNOW we normally high like pressure.. but anyhow.

doogie and his woman, flickety and a couple birds, pena, kw and patrick drove..

link by patrick after, then tappy roll thru yes.. stole my head.. dive from there..talked some shit loud loud in kfc..

study i now seeing here on my desk that i got a ' our version of...' cologne from muh aunt..... the thought counts, eh.. but still...lol.. i guess i go use dat as 'flit'.. yuh now, when yuh just makin a turn down the road.. nowhere extra special.. ah well...

wha we five tomorrow?

sigh... having a crappy week.. why woman so? they real contrary and fucked up in the head....... i went by the bane of my existance the other day.. why i did that.. i dunno...

what i DO know is that i should forget her..thas what i know....

teif my skull.. was watchin a Indian movie, Devdas, with Shah Rukh and Aishwarya Rai ( who real hott..).. and to show his love for her, Shah Rukh character BUSS Aishwarya HEAD, hoss... man just pick up a pearl necklace...(which was a next teifhead. cuzwhen i see a 'pearl necklace', i straight thinking 'moneyshot' lol) she was like. .wha you doin? then 'BASH!!!'.. lol. blood an ting yes... and her mother watch her after with d busshead , as if to say ' Dat is Love'.. LOL..

went Mayfair yesterday yes. .lol. yuh should read bout that from Doogie

enjoyin some Johnny Walker Black.. 'neat' (on the advice of critics).. aged 12 years, bitches! yes.. i know alcohol doesnt help the problem.. but it sure makes it fun, tho..

well, no teifheads today... uuuunless you count the guy who Superman'd off the roof of Nat Sci and killed himself..

apparently star boy , a Belizean, was depressed after failing his coursework, and jumped to his doom..

but study he almost lived...if he had, he would have 'failed' his own suicide.. what a mindfuck..

nah but rynie was tellin me that once you fail a course when you on schol, tha's it.. done wit schol.. no more schol..

me and critics was catching some kix on the topic.. but we knew it was a serious one.. there but for the grace of God goes I, i guess..

sidenote... reminds me of the time i was in a bar in curepe, and this indian dude walks in with a Gramoxone polo shirt.. boy, i real dead with that one...what woulda kill me, tho, if it had the slogan ' We Does Love Hard' on the back...

so i there.. wiating by the JFK for the shuttle, and gettin a lil cram on around 10 pm tonite, when all of a sudden, this lil youth.. must have been about 4 or 5.. sticks his head out of a corolla and recites the alphabet ( ending with 'now i know my abc.. next time won't you sing with me..')

i dead with that one, yes

i was like.. sure, lil man.. but only if you solve this differential equation first.. then use the chain rule when finding the 3rd differential of a next function of x...

lol. but remember when the most mind blowing thing was when ur ass learned how to add shit up? .

wait wait wait.... 2 plus 2 is FOUR??? nigga.. get outta town!! ..

then u count it with ur hands.. fuck me up not.. it IS four!! lol

nah but had a fucked up day, more or less.. until this bird who i struck up a convo with yesterday ( a hottie indian with a nice backyard ) .. she gave me all her notes for M12B.. that was liek a Godsend.. jah look out for me there...

thing is , she have a man.. lol. i guess thas why i spoke to her so well.. but hey..

sigh..

contary to that, i had a somewhat productive day.. but why that title?

... cuz if it wasn't for a friend of mine insisting that i stay and do work, my ass woulda be in the shuttle back home from early...

where is that 'do or die' mentality.. that 'crunch time' feeling...

that 'killer instinct'

(probably still in someone cupboard next to dey supers...lol, but i digress )

i'm just a lazy fuck, i guess..

so i going over my old A-Level maths (bostock and fireball chandler, yes.. theif my skull..), and i realise.. where the fizuck was I when this ish was being taught?

then i remembered.. me and sancho always used to duck doolan class and sweat quake in d form 6 lab..lol..

dred. .if i knew maths would jump up and bite me in the ass five years later, i woulda try to pay attention...

i coulda done so much more with my life..than this.. yeh i know, i i don't have it bad.. is not like i was in junior gong ' welcome to jamrock' video .. now THOSE niggas have it hard..lol

but i get the feelin.. there's more to life than what i do.. always felt i was meant for something different... critics forever sayin we should just dive to hollywood and make a flim.. .. who knows.. perhaps that might be it..

truth be told, if i had a choice.. i'd be doin lit, or photography.. i'd be a student of the world. just travelling, and seein shit, and writing about it for y'all niggas back home..lol. like uncle travelling matt from fraggle rock.. LOL

"dear nephew gobo..."

lol. enough of that yes..

here's what amazon had to say

nig.. what the fizuck? heady? delightful? nigga.. romp, even? lol

well, sat down in a class ( the last for the semester) and the teacher went thru some questions... . realised that i am much further behind in my knowledge of the subject...

on the bright side.. got some past papers for math.. if i get full marks on just 2 questions , i will get 40% and pass .. aint that sumthin? lol..

aight.. fuck it!!.. from now on.. let no day waste... well. starting tomorrow..lol

*sidenote..

procrastination is a lot like masturbation... feels real good.. but in the end, you're only fucking yourself....

nah.. why? explain to me why things happen the way they do?

and why should i change? why should i change into someone i am not, just to fulfill a particular need?

on the other side of the coin, change also can be termed ' adaptation' and my situation now has changed to such an extent that i need to adapt.. and stop bitchin about it..

or i just lazy.. that's it.. i just am..

got a mark from alex today.. woulda prefer a full haircut, but time did not permit it.. next week i guess..

roxburgh ...out!

*drops keyboard*

i drink too much.. someone told me tha alcohol has a lot of calories.. so ... u know i watchin my figure..

spoke to a friend today about flirts.. she told me that I flirt as well..

stange thing,, it;'s only with her,... cuz i know it eh goin nowhere..

this fear of rejection is cripplin

but i drunk as fizuck, eh,,,

well... something happened to a friend... and i told someone.. and he told someone, and they told someone.. and so on, and so on..

don't i feel like carla foderingham? .. friend A was tryin to keep an unfortunate incident low.. i mentioned it to friend B, assuming he knew ( and if you knew where i comin from, you would assume that too ) .... now friend B tells freind C, and she calls friend D, who calls freind ME, and freind G... sigh...

i hate gossip, but it appears i started something..aint that a B?

hadda stop drinkin rum, dred..

last night, dreamt i died, and was reborn in a second.. got drunk, and was talkin to my aunt.. stole my head..