sigh

went a cooler fete the other day..   now, skinny me totin d cooler ( but then again, that does always happen.._

now ress down the cooler.. the ance was lil sparse.. say one time.. lemme mix a lil drink ( we had buy the big 1.75 litre jug of brian lara..lol)


drop 3 block a ice in the cup.. nice.. pour muh rum.. mellow....

look to open the club soda.. and SPLASHAAWWW  !!! FLOOOOOSHHH!! FIZZZLLLEE!!

all OVER muh juhsey...
sigh.. the dance was empty enough for me to have gotten made out. but i eh see no one laffin, so i say, no scene

then this cat from triniscene comes...." eh..  allyuh pose nah"

sigh

muh triniscene debut and i lookin like ONE yutz, with club soda ALL over muhself..   (notice kv hand blockin part of muh jersey.. what the rest sayin? LOL

hmm.. well..msn has a limit on how much pictures you could upload per blog entry... ( 1 meg) or sumthin to that effect... acts kinda weird at times too, not lettin you upload.... how lousy is that? lol



anyway.. here's more pics!

beign extremely camera happy, yuh boy take about 800 shots.. between the two days.. lol. 400 on monday, 430 on tuesday..
had a great time

although monday , leavin the food park, i was laffin at this bird who was goin down a slight incline..
then VOOOOSH!!!
fell straight down on my ass...

heard like a million voices laughin behind me .. when i tell yuh.. SHAME!!

( study i found the greek's truck tuesday night when he asked 'who's the rocket scientist?')

but the biggest teifhead was when i was goin to eat on tuesday, and i just hear this bird say in the backgroun, 'thas the fellah who take a picture of me today.. AYE! AYE' .
REAL fuckin pace, yes..lol

sigh.. so me and kremlin was limin friday nite.. was supposed to link with a padna, for his bday.. but tha eh fall through.. so we say.next best ting..

 get bummy dr

aw for a bottle of 'Brian Lara' (aka Fernandes Black Label.. actually, i was aimin for Bacardi oro, muh latest implement of mass intoxication..but tha eh playout) and we drive over to the campus carnival

had some decent lookin birds.. ( i might end up on triniscene.. gyaad..lol. yuh know i doh like celebrity.. now is TWO fetes in one year? steups)

anyhow lashin d B.L. from about 8.. till 10.. followin a truck from by admin, till by the library there... i eh go lie.. i really feelin carnival this rounds..

after years of casting fire pon d heathens.. study i gonna be jumpin with them on mon an tues.. yeh.. so after we went for doubles, and come back, we start to scope the scene... they block off all by the library with wooden fencin.. but we coulda stand up by one of the stairs, and saw the performances.. bunji an ting.

 next padna roll up, with a flask of lara, and a half of scotch..

so all now, head BAD>. kremlin an me had already kill the bottle by we self.. and now we sayin... fuck it.. we eh payin to go in tha fete.. but we gettin in.. (kremlin an dem claimed they MUST know somebody from d guild) gone up by the backstage entrance.. noone.. and is 80 dollars..

man..

 fuck that..

so we leave the entrance.. same time, some birds roll up with some WYP jerseys ( whats your position) and they was cuttin the jerseys too..

yuh know black people cah pass free ting; "eh muh girl..ah could geh a juhsey?" lol.. so all of us get free jerseys.. spin round.. i see them by the entrance. gettin ready to go in.. one time, the fluorescent bulb turn on in muh head fuh a few seconds.. "put on the jerseys!" start rockin the WYP jerseys.. ( medium, so the shirts we wearin underneat, pokin out) behind the actual WYP clip

dred. i coulda SMELL inside eh.. then this jackass wearin a WYP jersey come and block us from rest.., sayin "doh kill it nah.."

what d fuck dred? steups..

why black people does playa hate so, dred? lol cah see a black brudda gettin nowhere? steups. LOL

i stil maintain, it was a good plan anyhow..

so we slightly dejected..but eh give up yet.. head still bad.. gone by the front of the library ( which was by the row of porta-johns ) whas tha? a lil hole, and no babylon? got on top a wall, and looked over. no babylon... aight.. kremlin run in.. safe.. but same time,about 9 niggas run by the hole.. and waitin to dash in a

next man run in.. then all hell broke loose.. police came and run the guy back thru the hole, and fire a kick behin him.lol.. me an everybody else scatter, oui!

lol so muh next padna was further up by the wall. .a NEXT hole.. seen..gone an check him.. all of a sudden, 10 more niggas. one guy run in.. then, against my better nature, i run in too, and take a different direction to the other dude..

I'M INSIDE, NIGGAS!!

lol.. even though this hole was near the front of the party, babylon eh make us out.. and that was that..

but why we so , dred? lol we didnt HAVE to get on mad niggarish and storm the fete so..

 

lol thas the first ( and prob last) time i ever violently storm ( as opposed to the storm i put down at the all inclusive, with the bands)

had a good time. got in free. got bummy and got a free jersey

cah go wrong

well... i stormed the UWI all inclusive.. LOLz


(just had to put that in)

actually, it was kinda simple; they gave you bands to wear , when u leavin.. so we just had a couple friends lend us some ( me and kremlin)

i eh go lie tho.. muh pulse was racing when we was goin up to the gate ( wah if they make us out, and the police start to RAIN baton on me? LOL)

but it was smooth..got in, ate muh belly full, and drank some premium drinks :-)

didn't get too bummy tho ( is sunday..lol. and besides, was bummy the night before, at d fete in d 'vercinity'.. )

oh, and i saw this WPC who does look REAL good , dred ( Woman Police Officer ) critics know who i talkin bout..lol the same one from ian van dahl..LOL. unfortunalety i din bring muh camera... else i woulda ask to take a pic with her..lol..
picture she bendin over , with two hands on d baton, winin back on me!!! LOL



study kellize was there nah... look finer than a muh'fucker..

sigh.. if is fuh u, is fuh u yes

study i a man end up divin from the fete night before and buss a walk from gustine to champs fluers at 2 in d mornin LOL yeh. dumb move.. nah i wasnt in the mood to wait for a maxi that wasnt comin ( good thing i started to walk, cuz i didnt see none pass me, and i wasnt goin to stand up on d bus route tha hour..)

did i mention that the $500 UWI fete cost me free.99?

nope.. this isnt a teifhead.. ( well, unless if you consider the fact that i drank almost a whole bottle of rum by myself and was have TOO much fun)

in the words of 'riym.. " 'THAT' REAL drunk.."

nah, but all the best for the new year.. the 2006.. didn't make no resolutions.. cept perhaps to drink less...

so in keepin with the title of this post, here are pics from last nite by doogie.

sigh... some of yall know muh boy Marlo..aka..'kwok'..aka 'the grog',..

now marlo heart in the right place, but dred.. the man does like to lime HARD, dred..lol.. as it is, when i limin with marlo, i have to make sure i have NUTTIN planned for the next 48 hrs.. cuz anythin could happen today, and tomorrow, i go be real mash up and have to sleep..

there was a time i was walkin to get a maxi, on park street... when all of a sudden, marlon car pulls up. "GET IN D FOCKIN CAR NOW, BULLERMAN!!!!!"
three hours, and 24 beers later,we drivin home through curepe ( we went la luna) , marlon spin an watch watch me."JOX, YUH A FUCKIN BULLER!!!!" then BLATANG!!! the car goes OVER the island infront the silver bridge, and we in the next lane of traffic.. luckily, nuttin was oncomin..

so yuh understand when i say, marlon limes HARD anyhow, after duckin the man a while ( dred, nah eh.. i had exams, and i couldnt afford the down time..lol) i say nah.. we boucin today.. well so said, so done.. we end up decidin to make a maracas.. he swing for me, and we went by soo ping chow in san juan to buy a bottle of barcardi ( the same rum that hadd willy 'bouncin' fuh muh bday..LOL) gone inside soo ping chow..

now.. there are bars.. and there are rum shops... soo ping chows DEFINETELY is a rum shop..lol. let's see.. 1) no women 2) no chairs.. just stools 3) everybody who seated is twice my age 4) not one soul drinkin beer 5) nobody chasin with 'sweet drink'. the list goes on..lol anyhow. so get tha, and head up the road.. first tho, we hadda finish the rum punch that marlo had in the car..

reach down by maracas.. bathe.. eat soem JUSTICE bake an shark by marlo bake an shark woman..lol. in the middle of this, i ran back to get a styrofoam cup from marlo bake an shakr woman ( henceforth called 'Goody'.. a white chick in her 40s, from Norway dred..lol ).. she as like. aye.. you marlon friend ? can you call him for me, i need to ask him a favour.. i was like. well he in the water.. wah u need? she was like.. i need a bag of flour moved from the car to the shop..lol. yuh know me.. cah say no.. dog..

study yuh boy get hustled to chest trap a 100 pound bag of flour, nah..lol nah but i get a free beer.. and goody does handle us nice. so is no scene.. but still.. all muh titties was covered in flour, like i went junior sec..

anyhow. bounce kremlin and dem , and say i go hit them up later.. study right, yuh know the lil youth man who does come sellin all kinda stuff? three times the man pass.. 'buy muh pomerac nah.. ' then ' buy muh peppers nah'.. then ' buy muh pootygyal, nah' i finally broke down and took a 5 bag..lol. my boy look to hustle me some more 'take 2 fuh 10 nah.'.. my yute.. quit while yuh ahead!.. but study since i know myself, he sellin stuff; i talkin 10 years plus i seein him, same size,same game.... dred..lol. kremlin make a valid point; what if he's a buck , dred?

so we move on. decide to finish the bottle up by goody store there.. rock back and buy a $20 worth of shark.. dog..that REAL lash tho.. goody handle we up correct, the pic i take is when the box half empty, and we lash the larger pieces and tha was tha.. went by marlo, marlo buss a next pot ( rum does real make me hungry,dred.. and is whole day we battin at the crease) and with that, we was out ..

bep til 12:30, marlo drive me home.. study on the way home, he hadda pass for a brethren, 'incredible'.. so we drivin through woodbrook, and marlon bawl out ' yuh call this the gaza strip.. only action.. lewwe see if we get some hoes to chat wit..' fortunately, all the hoes were gone .. breathin a sigh of relief, the rest of the nite was uneventful..

anyhow.. we go link by doogie tonite!

okay. so i gears muhself to go fiddy-won tonite.... had to make a flex to d airport to collect muh sis, ria though,.. so i had to duck out on both K's flex, and d rbtt flexx as well...( with muh honey fuh life.. chrissy(who too old for her clothes, eh critics?) and crystelle(who yuh wanna huff as well, critics) anyhow.. i roll with K bro.. ( simba.. jordan.. stop fightin ,nah!!) and my least fave person, steffie...lol.. anyhow. so we collect muh sis and muh future bro-in-law... study i huffed a watch from muh sis, a lil silver number..(it was her fiance's)LOL no scene,,

anyhow, so i end up havin to jump in PH... study as soon as i jump in d taxi, this soldier tap my arm an say' wha happenin?' ?

now.. i know the fella vaguely.. . his fadda used to have a shop further up the road. i tink his name is byron. anyhow.. my yute hail me out big big in d taxi, askin me if i still in d bank..lol

now dat teif my skull...how d fireball he know dat.. we never had no talk, besides,
"gimme a ha' pong a flour and a chube a tootpase" ...lol. so i show him d form; i overs rbtt, and i in d uwi.. and i ask him.. so what u on thse days?

i's a bodyguard......

one time, i lookin for d infra-red dot on d man forrid ( study we doh say 4-head.. we say 'forrid')... nah but i doh think yuh could pay me to take a shot fuh nobody, nah.. fuck dat shit..lol so i chest back with that, eh,. and the man talkin to me normal normal about the state a d county..nah but he show a interest in oversin dat vibe, and doin a lil sumtin in uwo, or so..

so i encourage dat.. good to hear a black man wit dreams...

anyhow,.. i end up in d fiddy, and had a great time wit muh boys... altho leviathan eh get hail out,. i eh faultin d dj.. is d mic man.. tomorrow is beach, and patrick vibe,.,

flicky drop me home ( wink ) das how we do, nigga!

but study i see the fellah muh hunny chrissy trackin,.... aint life a bitch?

oh yeah. big up to adanna and nads.. one luv. ( yuh know how we roll)

easy...

boy!!.. ah end up goin a bachelor party this friday past here... i was beppin on muhself, when a brethren call and say lewwe make d turn.. d damage was just some beers, so i say no scene..

i doh wah get too graphic ... lol. it was two a dem.. spoke not a word of english... just came.. and blew my mind..lol ( no i eh do nuttin.. just watch )

but study even tho i was falin, 5 of d fellahs there end up knowing my bro ( and ron-E bro too) from NC.. study that!

next ting they go back and sayin ' roxburgh,boy! yuh brudder is a nasty man! lol ;

nah.. as i say i eh do nuttin.. just got real tight ( what's new..) .. study it have girls in t'dad who does cut style and play stoosh when it have birds who hotter than them exponentially, and could be had at a price..lol

just thought i would share that..

roll back and catch real kix with d greek, riym and doogizzle in a msn group convo till about 5.. all in all, the weekend was decent.. cept i had a bit of the flu..

was readin some enid blyton ( was bored..lol) .. study them books had some suggestive names nah! the enchanted wood.. The Naughtiest Girl .. make way for noddy... but seriously, mr twiddle.. lol. the list goes on.. just a though..

viva columbia, bitches!! lol

well, went to clico sports and watched 'carlene' play d ass..lol.. critics and pena roll thru, then nadia and desi..

critics huffed my god-damned idea and posed with Dip and Dunk..lol..the rat-bastard... but is okay...we end up posin with globa, the clico mascot.. i was laughin too hard though.. so all u seein is teeth

went by doogie for aunty ana's party. had a good time.. drank lots of scotch and coconut water, and LLB..talk shit with tang, and lime with doogie and safia but it reminded me of the fact that i lack a woman.. lol.. cuz everybody there on the dance floor ( granted, it was older folk dancin. but tha's just it.. i aint gettin younger') .. and also,. i can;t dance for shit..

but thas the point as well.. if i had a woman, she wouldnt mind ( too much lol) that i can;t dance for shit..

now i know that now is not the time to be looking for a woman.. ( and i am not looking for one ) but i miss that kinda shit..

call me a damn jackass.. but i miss the arguments. i miss the raw emotion.. i miss the surprises.. i miss the disappointment.. even the hurt, at times.. no i am not a glutton for pain.. lol

but life is kinda empty when you have no one to share it with.. yes, i have friends.. but it's not the same..

no, it's not for the sex..

and no.. i don't need a pet..

all in good time, i guess..

* what is LLB, ronnie asks.....

Lemon Lime and Bitters.. non alcoholic drink from angostura. sponsored by my favorite drunk cricketer.. Brian 'Bad Mind' Lara. ( i guess having an 'energy drink', Black Label, wasn't enough..) anyhow.. that type of drink is big in Australia ( lemon ,lime and bitters ). i hope the marketing doesnt fuck it up like how they fucked up Rush and let smirnoff take over the share locally..

dread.. now i REALLY hadda stop drinkin so much.. didn't have much (only 5 beers.. or was it 6? ) but it was on an empty stomach.. i mean, i was capable of rational thought, eh.. not like i was pissin in aunty ana's plant pots., but i was a bit too loud.. in any event, critics didnt tap me out, so i guess i wasnt TOO scandalous

doogie say 'bring yuh own drinks and snacks'... i swear, EVERY nigga roll in peake's and buy potato chips.. damn.. a nigga was starvin!!! me and pena end up in d kitchen just lashin chips as soon as people bring them.. musse run through 6..lol

nah but everyone who was there had a great time.. except fred.. i dunno why we does ever invite that faggit..lol

study the only time yuh SURE to see everybody is for doogie birthday, or new years by doogie.. ain't that a b? lol

i coulda swear the son of dan was goin to strangle his 'padna'..lol. had to tap that move out early..lol

in the end, flickety-flick dropped me home......... all in all , a good night ..

the question is.. what we doin next.. figure i might have sumthin for my bday by K, if she in the country.. a lil bbq or sumthin so.. who knows.

went and lime with ria today ( as is her bday too) had some chicken alfredo.. that shit REAL lash.. with regards to food, today was excellent.. had some 'Hot on Spot' saheena, aloo pie and doubles.. had a taste in muh mouth for them for the longest while..

joseph now roll thru to fix the pipes and tell me town on fire yes.. looters an shit.. i hope they shoot them..

dred...! ( i know this real late.. but forgive me.. i doh listen to the radio so ) but is TOK sing that maaaddd tune on d drop leaf riddim..( Footprints.. aka.. When You cry, I cry) hell , i want the whole damn riddim!

dammit! lara out... welll, good innings.. i just wish he coulda make the 200..

the session last nite was good, man... critics roll thru with dem two birds.. and some of dem men descend upon opel like fireball vultures,yes..lol. one in particular i wanted to jumpkick off the balcony.. why men so obvious? soldier was one step away from pulling out his piggy and wavin it, yes..lol .. relax yuh damn self.. the girl not on yuh! in fact .. the girl eh even know yuh.. let her breathe!! shit man...

tha's exactly the type of kunt i doh wanna be.. yuh know.. the sleazy type who makes comments like, 'nah i sure it lookin good, love'

LOL.

jus playin :-)

but opel really looked good last nite..

wrt to gin's comment, thanks for the compliment (?) i think...lol

(about being interesting, but difficult to read)

i'll try to make my posts more ginay-friendly in the future..k?

but then again.... would it be the same?.. hmmm..

yeh.. and is a good think u eh call me queer.. we woulda fall out bad bad bad like baby teeth...

hadda draft, dred...

dred.. i hungry as fizuck...

went down nari's for a brethren bday last night, and the two birds from last week were there.. lookin finer than mo'fo's.. but the one i coulda *possibly* had a eye on, was planning a surprise bday party for her man's bday today... i tried not to look surprised.. i even pulled off an 'interested' vibe , with regards to that piece of info. but in my head, i heard exactly what u get when u tune into 98.9 these days... not one fuck.. lol

nah i just playin.. she cool an all, but i just doh have time..

on the subject of 'tapping out'.... if critics was in the joint, i woulda been tapped out early o clock.... lol...

now reach back from gateboys... had a couple heinies..twas mellow.. divertin by Kariym..

Roxburgh.. out!

so i had a exam today. .no need to go into that, save that i labarried it.. yes... i did..

anyhow, so i tired as ass after last night cram session, and alex called me to take a couple in spanky's.. so after killin time in the library, i hit spanky's

he eh reach yet , so i draw for a heine.. ( cuz i eh eat for the day)

eventually he comes, and we settle on more heine... so we dere.. who should rolll in but the same twins i be gapin at evey sunday mas... yes.. believe it..( cept this time they did not roll thru with their dad, as usual) lol.. and they rollin with a bag of man

to cut a long story short, they dissapoint me, by their behavior and choice of men.. but hey.. who am i to judge. i just know what is right for me..

i go still buss a track :-) lol. yeh... and pigs fly out my ass on thursdays.......

nah but the 51 was wicked... rocked out with my cock out..lol. me and ria had a whale of a time. ( except for when almost everywhere was closed when we went for food)

k and nads roll thru, xtc was distressin the turn tables... got to jib in the dj booth like a lil ho, and even got to be a 'crate carrier' ..lol. nah .. i reallllyyyy enjoyyed myself... i much preferred incert coin's set to everyone elses, but it was a decent lime.. if only Leviathan coulda spin...we woulda mash up the dance..lol... " leviathan 'longside XTC..d memorex sound" yes.. we full of shit. one disappointment tonite tho, as gin could not swing thru, but thas no scene. there;'s always a next time, i hope..lol

but they played steel pulse - smash hits.. fireball 'your house' even!!!

levi called me , even, from JA.. so it was a cool scene... as i was tellin alex and pena ( at different times) , if i could pick and choose the people i associate with, i could not have doen better than the clip i have right now.. roxburgh.. out

I don't ask why, I just fall into the meadow
I close my eyes , and wait to die
Yes, I am a liar
Yes, I am a sinner
Please forgive my broken soul

But I've got nowhere else to go
They made the world so hard
If I had somewhere else to go
I could be a star like you
Special like you
A star like you
Special like you

And all those picture frames surround you
I saw you in France
All those busters hang around you
I asked you to dance
I can't take you home tonight
No, I can't be your man
I know why you here tonight
You in a fight with your man

But I've got nowhere else to go

well, via urlunknown.com and a couple other people, it looks like 'fiddy won' havin a rock concerto.. incert coin an ting.. figure i'll make the turn...i hope they play silence wins..

kearlene say she goin. and genai said nads goin too.. so it'll be cool to lime with my fam a bit..

for the record...on that scene... i 'll play along..

invigled ria to make the turn...

and gin.... is not enuff to insult me on messenger, u hadda continue that trend on muh blog? lol..

but hey.. it's cool...we're practically blood.

yeh.. so went out to Ruby Tuesday's yesterday on an impromptu .. yuh know .. it wasn't that bad? nah but the people i was with ( with one exception) were pretty interesting..

two of the birds made a comment tho.. that i give off a 'taken' vibe.. wtf? thas the LAST vibe i wanna give off...lol.. i wanna give off the "i'm easy' vibe..lol. nah but i guess since i find 'trackin' a bird MOST cheesy, and beneath me( LOL.. thas why my ass single.. but i digress..) it makes it easier for me to talk to a woman once i establish that SHE has a man.. then my only the intention is to make her enjoy herself.. as opposed to if she DIDN'T have a man, and was lookin good, then i want to make a good impression on her, and i try not to forg things up.... sigh.. over analysis again... bottom line..